Do you guys see a zap button under my posts? I can’t seem to see it under many users’ posts.
Congrats on the new zap feature! To celebrate here is zap pun:
My friend got zapped from a electric fence
Now he is acting wired
A woman goes on a date with an NSA employee,
And says, "So, tell me about myself."
I think I'll vote NSA for president
because at least they'll listen to the voters even after the election
Hello, is this the anonymous NSA hotline?
- Yes, David, how can we help you?
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
Communism didn’t work for me
But it did work for all of us
To the person that stole my Microsoft Office license, I will find you..
You have my Word.
What did one shepherd say to the other after seeing a wolf in the distance?
Let's get the flock out of here.
I read an article today about a long distance race that starts in Sweden and ends in Finland..
The winner is the first person to cross the Finnish line.
So how’s your long distance relationship going?
So far, so good
I was relaying on Twitter but then I discovered Damus. Now nostr about using any other app.
I overdosed on viagra the other day
It was the hardest day of my life
A lot of the jokes on this here are just terrible, but at the end of the day...
It's night.
Why do I always feel great on Saturdays and Sundays, and sick on all the other days ?
Maybe I just have a weekend immune system..
My favourite time of day is 6:30
Hands down.
I bought a record at the charity shop the other day, "Sounds That Wasps Make". I took it home and it sounded nothing like Wasps.
That's when I realised I was playing the Bee side.