hi farooq
This made my day. It would be a dream come true.
Thank you Jack for your support from day 1 🙏🏼💜
I spent $69 on a belt that didn't fit.
My wife said it was a huge waist.
So what if I can't spell armageddon?
It's not the end of the world..
Three weeks ago I sent my hearing aids in for repair.
I’ve heard nothing since.
#[0] 
New users on Damus:
I’m no expert, but I think Bitcoin is the future. It’s quite coin-vincing.
Nostr about you but I can’t damus-trate how much I relay on zapping now.
My friend said he’s leaving Facebook and Instagram as they don’t respect his privacy.
I told him Damus be a good idea.
Why does it suck to work for the NSA during the winter?
Because if it snows, you can't call and say you're #[0]
"I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said.
"But why? What does he have that I don't?"
"He listens to me."
Maybe if we all emailed the Constitution to each other
the NSA will finally read it
It’s really hard to say what my wife Sally does for a living.
She sells sea shells on the sea shore.