3 unwritten rules when I post puns:
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What do you call a pony with a sore throat?
A little horse.
Did you hear about the Italian chef with terminal illness?
He pastaway. Cannoli do so much.
Now he’s just a pizza history.
What’s the difference between me and a calendar?
A calendar has dates
Not everyone thinks Cleopatra is beautiful..
But that's how Julius Caesar.
Dogs can’t operate MRI machines.
But catscan.
Failed terribly 😂 How can I delete my post on Damus using iOS? #[3]
ZAP ⚡️
Let’s make this image the most liked 🤙🏼 post on Damus:
Where can you still get gas for $1.39?
Taco Bell
Weird not sure what’s happening. I think it’s all good now though? Thank you
What is the difference between Politicians and Flying Humans?
The letter f
I dissected an iris today. It was an eye-opening experience.
Another zap ⚡️ joke:
What do you call an electric bolt from the sky that profusely apologizes after zapping you?
Politning.
Can you check now? Appreciate it anyway you don’t have to 🙏🏼💜
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.
My Russian friend took a test on communism..
Needless to say, he got full Marx.
