Where does a cardiologist go on holiday?
vagus
Thanks to my dedication, my watch always has the right time. It's never been wrong.
Not on my watch.
The dedication of Olympic gymnasts amazes me.
They really bend over backwards for their country.
Why do the British like real estate?
Because it is proper-tea
Cashier: Sir can I have your card again?
Me: its a sweater and no you can't have it.
Two women were sharing the same ID card
Sharon is Karen
My dad has a crippling deli meat addiction
He has to quit cold turkey
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Guess the movie:
π§Έ π
I've been teaching myself to juggle clocks.
I guess I have too much time on my hands.
What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?
A pool table.
What's the best type of spoon?
I'll tell you ladle.
Why did the bear wear slippers?
To cover his bear feet
I went for a body wax today for $200.
What a rip off!
My dentist apologized for using wax on my cavity.
No hard fillings.