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How stable is USDC:
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Satoshi Nakamoto.
Satoshi Nakamoto who?
[REDACTED]
Why is the US government against Bitcoin?
They hate the idea of Proof Of Work
Why haven’t aliens visited our solar system yet?
They looked at the reviews.
Only 1 star.
I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth.
Now when I talk, I have this weird axe scent.
People said I’d never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.
But take a look at me now.
Did you hear about the mother who gave birth to her baby while she was in the sky?
I guess you can say the baby was airborne
What language do things that fly in the sky speak..
Plane english
I told my mother moose were falling from the sky.
She said, "It's reindeer."
Dad, do you know why it’s so dark at night?
Dad: No sun
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
How did the hamburger introduce his girlfriend?
Meet Patty
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
So they are organ-ized.