Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?

A tiny part of me says yes.

If alcohol can damage your short term memory.

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.

I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.

Just called the tinnitus help line..

But, it just kept ringing.

I am trying to convince my dad to get a new hearing aid.

But he just won’t listen.

Where do crayons go for vacation?

Colorado

Why did Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Clyde hate going on vacation?

Because they had to pack, man.

As a short guy, I was completely sure there was nothing to be done about my height. I went to the doctor, turns out I had scoliosis.

I stand corrected.

I just got thrown out of my local park for arranging the squirrels by height.

They didn’t like my critter sizing.

Tooth Ferry:

No. Government job is 9 to 9:05am.

Which #[0]​ profile picture do you prefer:

Think of this as pun-ishment for making fun of my puns.

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