What did the electrician say when they got zapped?⚡️

It Hertz

A man died today when a pile of books fell on him.

He only had his shelf to blame.

Why did the ghost go to the bar?

For the boos

When you realize that waiting for the waiter makes you the waiter

What generation is forrest gump part of?

Gen-A

Imagine seeing this in VR

Loving Apple Vision Pro so far

Are you guys buying Apple’s latest product?

Don’t bother bitcoiners, some are mining their own business

What’s the difference between fiat and my wife?

My wife doesn’t go down on me

😇

Cats control the internet

I have a total of $8 from zaps on here. Should I?

1) Hodl

2) Buy hotdogs

Optimist: The glass is ½ full.

Pessimist: The glass is ½ empty.

Excel: The glass is January 2nd.

Did you know in Hawaii it's illegal to laugh loudly?

You gotta keep it to...a low ha

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