I went to a deli and said, I'd like to buy a bagel with cream cheese
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
I’m nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m burner account
Is this true? 
On the way to 1 #Bitcoin 
Just had an officer at the door saying he was looking for a man with one eye..
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
A buddy of mine named his dog “5 Miles” so he could tell people he walked 5 miles
But today he ran over 5 Miles
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl
I said I didn't even know he could play bowling
I should have replied back to his email 
Never buy shitcoins 
How to say hi in Mandarin 
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