Stacking sats. Slowly but surely.

‼️Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto.

Ignore him.

Waiter: You wanna box for your leftovers?

Me: Nah, I hate violence, you can have them.

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What do you call a whistleblower in a blizzard?

My friend: Would you like some

headphones?

Me: Sure but how did you know my name is Phones?

Wife: Do you think the kids are spoiled?

Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.

Recruiter: The starting salary is $40k and later it can go up to $80k.

Me: Ok, ill start later then.

Wife: I like your new beard.

Me: Thank you, it's growing on me too.

Dad, how do you cast spells?

You just follow the instructions.

Which instructions?

Yeah, those ones.