Puns
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RIP 🙏🏼 
Stacking sats. Slowly but surely. 
‼️Pro-Tip: If a girl in a hot bikini DMs you about crypto.
Ignore him.
Waiter: You wanna box for your leftovers?
Me: Nah, I hate violence, you can have them.
What do you call a whistleblower in a blizzard?
My friend: Would you like some
headphones?
Me: Sure but how did you know my name is Phones?
Wife: Do you think the kids are spoiled?
Me: No, I think most kids smell that way.
