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🚨 JUST IN: iPhone 15 rumored to be able to make phone calls

I’ll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive.

My girlfriend lives 40 miles away.

It's revolutionary

Why was the broom late for work on Monday?

He over-swept.

How do you make a small fortune from investing in Altcoins?

Start off by investing a large fortune in Altcoins.

I guess all of Canada are whistle-blowers in Winter

Cause they’re all nostr:npub1sn0wdenkukak0d9dfczzeacvhkrgz92ak56egt7vdgzn8pv2wfqqhrjdv9

- Policeman: We found the man that stole your diary sir, unfortunately he died yesterday.

- Me: My thoughts are with his family..

Tomorrow my son and I are getting new glasses.

And after that?

We'll see.