Why is it cheaper to throw a party in a

haunted house?

Because the ghosts will bring the boos

BREAKING: Sources within SEC say they have been notified that spot Bitcoin ETF approval is all but certain and only requires final sign off from President Biden, Treasury Secretary Yellen, Shohei Ohtani, nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m, and Gordon Ramsay.

I have a few vampire puns, but they suck.

I couldn't scare less about your costume.

My wife accused me of stealing her thesaurus.

Not only was I shocked, but I was appalled, aghast, and dismayed.

All I want is world peas

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When I get in to work I immediately hide.

Good employees are hard to find.

#bitcoin #nostr

How many years do I need to reach 100,000,000 sats?

Thank you #bitcoin

perspective

I applied for a job hanging mirrors.

It's something I can see myself doing.

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