You know that Albert Einstein was a pretty smart guy..

But his brother Frank was a monster.

Wanted a screwdriver so I searched for “tools near me” and it came up with a photo of my ex.

This is how much the banks trust you

damn chatgpt really coming for EVERYONE’s job

I told my friend I liked Beyoncé.

He said whatever floats your boat.

I said no, that’s buoyancy.

I have a pen that can write underwater.

It can also write other words too.

My Visa was declined at the sweater store.

So the cashier had to ask for my cardigan.

Me: What do you know about atoms?

Son: Very little.

Me: besides that?

Does anyone know the actor that played Forest Gump?

T hanks

Selling this for 0.69 BTC.

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Every morning I announce to my family that I’m going jogging, but then I don’t go.

It’s a running joke.