I very rarely drink anymore. Got drunk in Shreveport last weekend and it took 4 days to recover lol
Riptide tried to eat me in Cancun too. Got smashed by like 6 waves and then I was somehow like 300 yds away. I lost both swim shoes and had pockets full of sand
Like idk how anybody swims there and keeps all of their body parts. Is that why the majority of your videos are from the waist up? You got Lt. Dan magic legs?
Off topic, but do you do a lot of swimming there? Been binge watching shark week, and there are a shit ton of sharks surrounding Hawaii lol
Today the okra strikes back

That is what inspired the giant okra in the ocean
Mine probably extended some filthy jew's life by at least 7 years
Look up further. You said it first 😆
Simpcast 🤣
I don't think they are kosher until a rabbi sucks the tip or something
A rare okra whale seen breaching in the Gulf of Mexico

The jew fear the man with a trunk full of straps
"I'm going to let you off with a warning, but I have to confiscate the drugs and cash"
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I bought a five pack of ratchet straps once for just in case. I ended up using every one over the next 5 years.
I have like 14 of them I can strap anything on top of the car
Should done more drug busts...smh
That's fair
You didn't build up a nest egg of seized assets from your days in blue?
Jean is Dennis Rodman. Confirmed

