Shit how do you think I learned?

Like buttah

I can weld a whisper to a dream in a hurricane, but i ain't using no butt plug to do it

Skill issue

Good with a pistol, but it looks like fireworks gave him problems

Apparently he is dead...

https://youtu.be/bd0jlENeky8

I'll say it right to his face

The last time I did any Oxy welding I was repairing some cast iron stove parts

A real welder can weld with an exposed dryer plug and a butter knife.

>thinking I don't use that same battery to weld with

Opened the TL and your new pic and name made soda come out of my nose

Mmm ice cream yumm

Nebraska toilet paper

Which one of my neighbors are you?? Dont call the cops again

I used to pregame a night of drinking with strong drinks. Now I pregame a 4 beer night with about a gallon of water lol

I'm a pretty big fan of water

I used to drink daily. It wasn't a good look for me

Just troll the beach in your speedo until one of them throws themselves at you?