A smoke alarm is chirping in the background right now
Oooh, y'all have done it now!
This is why you kill the burglar
😏
Selling this dress is how nostr:npub1fe4285nzjz3kkg97cl3r9la58v6q7dfa9m8kxlfqr9prqtajkr9s97dkl3 got kicked off of FB marketplace. I guess they dont like floral dresses
How about this dress?

Probably a disk space issue
Drink up brother

I'm a Mow the yard slightly shorter than the neighbor just did Nationalist
Agreed. When I was younger I thought it would be terrible to have 1 woman forever. Now I'm excited that I have this woman forever.
We went to Pensacola beach 2 summers ago for family vacation. She asked me to take some pictures of her and the kids making sand castles. 75% of the pics were just her in her new swimsuit 😏
Let me catch her on a ladder getting something from the top cabinets because she is short. I will bite that thing
My wife- "do these pants make my ass look big?"
Me- "fuck yeah they do" *slaps that thang and gives a wink*

