I'm gonna fuck you up if you keep talking that shit nostr:npub19mw8cmyyyzl2sy3vsrq829dvjp8vmgnw54rfy0g6ed2y9adtvzvsagq6v5 get his ass
Oh lawd he comin
Oh they real. I seent it boys
I made them watch The Goonies twice because they didn't appreciate it enough during the first viewing
I'm going to force my kids to watch all of the Ernest movies now. Classic cinema
Hitting a Mexican with your car and then committing insurance fraud by claiming you hit a skinwalker
Me- "yes, I would like to file a claim. I read ended a caravan"
Claims dept- "Ok, so you hit a Dodge?"
Me- "migrant..."
I'M NOT EMOTIONAL, YOU'RE EMOTIONAL
😁
Current mood: an ant bit my shin, so I put a cigarette out on him.
"Oooh sorry, we just closed for the holiday..."
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I'm permanently banned from all my local mechanics because I'm a EDM Driver and none of them want to touch German autism
They turn off the open sign when you pull in lol
I can swap a transmission out in an afternoon, but I will not be opening any more of them up.
I thought how bad could it be, and then the ball bearings that were obviously important flew everywhere
This is accurate. Took one apart one time because I consider myself rather handy. I bought a rebuilt one the next week to replace it lol
I can teach you how to drive anything with tires, tracks, or tits.
BASSETT PUPPY?? I love those floppy pups!