I worked last night. I don't sleep. I rest my eyes, but stay focused to defend against danger.
They wish
If that is the worst he has to deal with he is doing pretty good in life.
N3f I didn't know you were a fellow Texian. I knew I liked you for some reason 👊🏻
Oh the wife has the sweater puppies, but those also look better in the spring dresses
I'm sure they are comfy, but dat ass tho
Oh we are talking about checking out our ladies. Winter sweaters don't do it for us
Yoga season is nice, but spring dress season is the best
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I will have to dig my mannequin out of storage. I have all the important bits labeled and color coded
I can make the test multiple choice. Possibly a short essay portion
Possibly. I get the seggs pretty much whenever she wants it
You had the talk 101. We can offer you AP courses with college credit
When you get there we will have "the talk" with you
There are lots of female body parts that redditors don't know the joy of.
Oh I bet it would be killer in a nice dark roast coffee while smoking a stoagie on the porch
It isn't a theory anymore. It has been proven through repeated scientific tests