You know how they put the same gum in five different places at Walmart?
That’s the level of idiot proof your end users need
nostr:note15n2yg6wa8kujqft7p09qkmhqv00m7e3z2999tckjytejzaz29g8qxd7fzt“Send beta feedback”
No thanks. I only send Alpha feedback
Ok none of these jokes made me actually laugh. Perhaps I’m too serious.
Here’s a semi dirty joke my grandfather told me as a kid. Repost if you actually laugh
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One night three kids were caught stealing fruit from a farmer
As punishment, the farmer lined the three of them up and holding a shotgun said: “as punishment I’m going force you to each take the fruit you stole and shove it up your ass!! That’ll teach ya”
The first kid was sweating but seeing the shotgun he took a deep breath, grabbed the apple he stole, and shoved it up his bum “ahhhhhhh!!!!” He shrieked and went running off back home to his mommy.
The farmer, feeling smug about his handling of the situation turned to the second kid. To his surprise the second kid was dying laughing!!
“What are you laughing about kid. You’ve got a grapefruit and it’s at least twice the size of that kids apple. Didn’t you see him? What’s so funny!”
Bursting with tears of laughter, the second kid could barely talk. Between breaths to snorted “sure I got a grapefruit. But the next kid? He stole a pineapple!”
🥁
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I spent 10,730 Sats equivalent this morning on coffee 🤦♂️
Lol it feels shameful to type out loud
Ya he loves himself lol 😂
Now where’s my wizard ordinal NFT!!!!???
Most days I zap ⚡️ 5 zaps ⚡️ of 50 sats
That’s about 250 sats a day, or like $0.05 USD zapped ⚡️
If I do this every day and at ten times the rate, I’ll spend about $0.50 a day
$0.50 a day to ensure people get rewarded for their work
$0.50 a day to ensure there’s an economic engine on social media that does not rely on selling day
Pretty cheap if you ask me
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In the US alone there’s 304M social media users a day.
At the same rate as me, they’d collectively spend $55.5 Billion a year ($.50 x 304M x 365 days)
That’s enough to replace the status quo with something new and viable
Tbh I like what he’s saying
Strangely this is what Satoshi likely wanted
You, the people, decide. The user du jour of the network gets to decide what to do with the network
What do you feel is wrong about that?
Question for smart people:
Why do some features in Damus not always work
Like overall in tech, why do glitches of this nature happen (e.g. doesn’t load profile, have to back out and load the profile again)
#techstr
#plebchain
From north I’ve tried to explain everything to my kids including basics like what a door is
I realize how little I know
How do you explain math to a one day old?
I’m dying for some good jokes
Who’s got a joke?
50 sats just for posting it
100 if I laugh hard
#jokstr a thing?
#plebchain
#newbies
What’s the answer. I’m dying here
Energy creates beautiful things
Small Blue Flowers:
MetaMask just ask for users to accept their new terms
They’re full closed source playing in a web 3 world
Why would anyone still use them?
Uniswap has a mobile wallet and *Taho has a fully open sourced, path to decentralized, browser wallet
*im a mod and contributor to Taho. Feel free to ask me questions about the project
