This is what meant by "original purpose".
Milgaus was a watch designed specifically for engineers, scientists, and medical workers whose profession put them in or near high-magnetic fields. The awful sales performance of the original models caused them to later be highly sought-after collector's items.
"Help I'm a bed-ridden invalid elderly person and my flesh is burning off my body. The smoke is asphyxiating me. This is a horrible way to die."
"Sthilly goose. Have you thought about what you did to find yourself in this mess?!"
you can shitpost through space with the blockstream API: https://blockstream.com/satellite-api-documentation/ - each message costs you a few sats.
Lol I forgot this were a thing
Just broke out my 0.7 600 a couple days ago. One of my faces. 
The Mark II was introduced in the early 70's, and the pillow cushion case was very much of that era.
Strike keeps the records for 8949 calculation. With the new IRS rules (delayed for a year) I should have no problem reporting taxes on this.
I make like what is now the equivalent of a dollar in zaps a week.
I cherish those sats.
Cherrrrrish.
Aquaterra?
Me taunting the universe and inevitable suffering have no connection. This is not a myth. The map is not the territory.
ALSO THE FUCKING MINUTE HANDS ARE ORANGE LIGHTNING BITCOINERS THIS IS YOUR PEOPLES WATCH LOOK NO FURTHER
I am willing to serve as an example. Sue me.
I have wanted a Rolex Milgaus since I laid eyes on one. Its original purpose and subsequent legacy capture my imagination. Watches, until the quartz revolution, had always been a balance of art and application, and I find the Milgaus emblematic of that
I have officially quit my job.
Negotiated my new salary better than I ever have before.
Converting my first and every subsequent paycheck into Strike bticoin.
Going to love be on a bitcoin standard.
Go ahead, Universe. Fuck with me.
But they are still shitcoins lol
Rolexes are to luxury purchases what monero is to shitcoins. They are allowably bitcoiner adjacent.