Melania just made this inauguration super weird.
I'm not saying this isn't Grindr for vampires, but I have never gotten undead ass on this app.
Thoughts on #freeross
1. Trump signed umpty-hojillion executive orders today. It's Day One. Stop kidding yourself.
2. One more day in prison for Ross is gross
3. Ross being freed on Day Two, Day Three, etc...is still a massive win worth celebration g. So don't be a pedantic shitheel and dance around calling people suckers when this could change in a matter of hours or days.
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Multiple people reporting that Trump just said he would be signing pardons and commutations tonight.
Multiple people reporting in that Trump is the fucking energizer bunny and plans to stay up signing pardons and commutations.
The only non-appointment executive order that Trump has signed so far is that the flag shall be at full chub for this, his own special day.
What is the hat telling you.
Signing ceremony incoming. He has like 100 executive orders to sign. Which is kind of nuts.
The funniest part of writing the Ross Freedom bot is that I have all the receipts of the people confidently saying that we are all idiots for having hope that Trump will free Ross. These are the typical fragile faith-based anarchists whose arguments are contradicted the minute the government does something not retarded.
The bot has a stash of these notes. The bot does not forget.
On the agenda is the signing ceremony, where Trump has like 100 executive orders ready to be signed.
Actually Trump plans to sign like 100 executive orders today.
So many. Like you wouldn't believe. Some people say infinity Dons.