bet that Spanish Mackerel never had an adventure like that!

saw a pretty garden and it made me smile 🌱🌼🌱

men, don't tell women what is supposed to make them happy or how to be happy. we understand life in a way that men never will and we have accepted that. it's very hard to be graceful in the face of such ludicrous misgivings about womanhood, but we do try to give you the benefit of a doubt and most of the time we don't want to but we do anyway.

nothing makes women happier than when you're strong enough to love us the way we want and need to be loved and not the way you insist we should be loved.

if the only thing that makes your family happy is seeing you fail, then you're bound to make them mad if you work on whatever you love every day and finally succeed.

my family is going to be so miserable until they decide to be happy for me and what's to come. what I've earned through my own efforts and who I've got in my life to stand in for all the voids they left.

is anything actually better than having a real father figure and a mother figure if you were abandoned or hated by your own?

your ex's worst nightmare is seeing you with someone hotter, better, faster, stronger.

that dream was never good enough for you.

your biggest haters' worst nightmare is seeing you happy and doing what you love.

don't let their dream for you come true.

pro tip: if he's in his soft girl era drop him IMMEDIATELY

lmao SAME.

I mean, what kind of behavior can you really expect from men who literally have thousands of women throwing themselves at them either in person or online or through the grapevine?

they think a woman who resists is just testing them, but I think the test is how much a man can resist for the woman he really wants.

he caved over and over and over, even for people who reaaaallly wish I was dead for whatever reason. ruh roh!

he did put a lot of effort into creating a bigger thing for us all to be a part of, and quietly allowed people to find out what was at the center of it. it's just that words can feel very cold if there's not a voice speaking them, so no matter what's written, the only emotional truths I remember are the ones he can't hide when he talks.

love it when the gossips bring up old resentments up for reclassification.

you can keep it ✌🏻

you're like a lover hater. just pick one. it's easier.

how do you trust someone NOT to betray you?

rumor has it that you're right about it

I did my best to avoid having a Megan Markle and Her Family situation but I guess that's unavoidable.

I can't wait to have an actual tan again 🌞

I don't know how to navigate this without getting crucified tbh

u guys if I started a Jewish (I recently found out 😕) free speech nonprofit which is meant to protect ordinary people from attacks by Jews would u support it?

k but ur still a horndog!