maybe you should talk about how many sex slaves you've owned and for how long because everyone is gonna start talking about that pretty soon.
1: followed the Yellow Brick Road now what.
2: disqualified. I hate u.
3: ?????
2: why is your ex girlfriend here...again
1: you were great today
2: because look who you hang out with
3: ???
1: three months is a long time.
2: 1 said absolutely never and I agree.
3: you are not to blame for this.
1: you allow too much scheming.
2: you are the scheme.
3: can u bring two empty suitcases?
I've kept all my interactions with younger men completely platonic because that's the way it should be and that's the way I want it. the end.
1: you're too busy
2: you're not busy enough
3: are you busy?
I just wanna know when I can stop playing the "Who Owns This Trap House?" game.
if I can't make it make sense then maybe the birds can.
"think about the future" 
on public opinion and reception:
1: they are going to question your sanity in regards to me until you tell the truth; then they will question my sanity in regards to you. it's low-key giving SE Asia Expat with Asian Wife vibes. you do need to enter your Exotic Girl Era but am I that entry point?
2. they'll think you downgraded doppelgängers until they realize I'm the reason you even dated my doppelgängers in the first place. then they'll think I'm a traitor to democracy and a phony. we'll spend most of our time in hiding anyway. the FBI won't let you take me out of the country unless the CIA babysits us.
3. I mean, is anyone really gonna be mad about it except maybe your ex, your stalkers, and my father? even the Jews are betting on this one. we're on reasonably good terms now so don't worry about it. people might initially think I don't deserve you until I drop an album, then my stans will harangue you for life if you break my heart. I will never pull a Taylor on you, I promise.
let's talk mergers and acquisitions:
1: actually let's not talk about it.
2: your 50% is 1's low-end offer at this point.
3: I'd be fine with a ring, some special shirts, and your undying devotion.
1 thinks 2 is a freak and hater of democracy. 2 keeps shoving 3 off the field. 3 feels insecure about the megalomaniacal powers of 1. all three have dirt on each other.
1: it's Russian Roulette with my life. you are not known for being faithful in relationships and are cyclically not nice to me. I am afraid of your inner demons. we'd probably get along the best but you're too easily swayed by the hoes. somebody told me we are already in a relationship of sorts. I have mixed feelings about the term "daddy".
2: this seems like a Color Mafia and I'm not sure ur gonna beat the allegations. told my mom I was gonna marry you off the fumes of trauma and attraction but I didn't know about 3. height appropriate and near-guaranteed great sex due to your high body count. most likely to immediately impregnate me.
3: in essence, I like you the most but you can't just wait for 1 and 2 to throw in the towel. not sure you can handle the blowback from my opinions and your neighbor is a spy. everyone thinks I'm too smart for you. even your doppelgängers are hot tho I wish you'd stiff arm mine like the champ we all know you are. we should go on a date and find out.
and yes the homies do be mad about the fact that you're all white 🤷🏻♀️
so are y'all gonna talk about the booty betting market or what
DARE I SAY HE DESERVES THE TITLE
when Donald said, "we are dealing with him differently," I felt that. I think the ideological chasm has widened to the point that there isn't much in the way of an overlap anymore, but this is a good thing.
tbh I never did like the comparison to begin with, I am simply so grateful that one of y'all has made it a point to NOT lead people astray when it comes to the tough subjects.
tbh Satoshi would probably hate you for all of this.
the other guy really do be having my back tho, which is why I'm not roasting him on the internet anymore and why I think we'd have an actually great IRL friendship.
nobody's perfect but he's done more than make up for all that bullshit. I do appreciate him, understand his perspective, and have a high degree of respect for him despite all of those criticisms.
you, on the other hand.