whatever my parents are up to, I'm not sure it's a good thing...
"the council finds these terms acceptable."
"we've advised a conversion to Catholicism. the monarchical nature of this ascent requires 'openness' shall we say – a bit Religious-Cinderella-Meets-Irreverent-Cleopatra. her dream, albeit inverted, and kids; but he's not Julius Caesar if you know what we mean. guy's got drive! we'll respect it with a watchful eye. didn't see that coming, to be honest."
"...says, 'I will prove it to her' – believable, but it's his moonshot. 'weak?' he said. 'you know what I did to her.' he proceeded to describe their escapades in graphic detail – made [redacted] want to pull out his shotgun! that's when we knew: we all wanted to be there. alas, it is a personal choice. 'nothing ever happens' said that that never even happened during their relationship. well, shit, son! we wonder why."
"corollary: a common arrangement. on the table, perhaps, but not now. he's gonna be busy. she needs a 'partner-in-crime', though we advise against the crime part. these things aren't over until 'the fat lady sings'. heavily supervised, for their and our security. no compromise. we need her to start singing again. she's not fat, by the way; we'd say, 'a little thicker', which everybody likes. [redacted] intends to 'do the aesthetics', as this is not her forté, except in theory; acceptable, since we need her focused on her finals. we already have the bookmarks, likes, and long-gaze data."
"as an aside, the youths will relax. they love him; represents the dawn of a new era. complimentary intelligence – she's a brain and he's a heart. organic-enough introduction. the stuff of dreams and great movies. she won't say it on account of [redacted] but she loves him; he's near-hallucinating her touch at this point. the wife of [redacted] agrees, and they are both welcome to the club. strong words, yes, but [redacted] will respect her wishes. 'dialogue with a question mark', if I recall correctly."
"two-way sun-moon, venus-mars on an overall good spread. nicely balanced. multi-faceted connection. dreamy. we love to see it."
"...concluded that the chemistry was too real."
I want to be home now.
the simplest thing is the right thing.
snowman (crazy)
sportsman (spooky)
coinman (scary)
starman (hilarious)
JUSTICE FOR SUCHIR 🧡
she's very triggered by the nonstop talk about the Criminal 'Groomer' Gangs because I was raised by one who operated within a church. my father, of course, was only following The Doctrine, which was taken straight out of the Talmud. so this is a very tricky situation.
about a decade ago, when I came out and told her what happened to me, she told me I'd seduced hundreds of men as a kid. she still likes to view me this way for a reason, not realizing that kids are incapable of seducing grown men.
I've been called every name in the book, been beaten up by her, forced to do weird things by both family members and friends of the family, and literally just vehemently hated for many years now.
I never once told my family to shut up when they ruthlessly lied about me and twisted my words. sorry, but these things can't be litigated by "we're on the same side of this political thing" whether right or left.
everyone just needs to agree that pedos never change and the women who defend them are accomplices.
mommy is fully ready to extort.
I wonder who her handlers are cause she flip flops faster than a fish out of water.
starting to think certain relationships cannot and will never be salvaged, not that it's my responsibility to salvage them.
got a feeling that daddy likes looking at the camera too much.
yikes!
somebody needs to tell her.
mom is going crazy again.
is team locked in or is team not locked in.
for sure. idk if I trust FSD fully quite yet but more highly advanced AI-assisted driving systems would be pretty cool for accident prevention, imo.
the threads app sends me the funniest, most well-timed notifications sometimes.
only reason I haven't deleted it yet.
thoughts and prayers 4 babygirl. 
addressing the rumors:
my ex is a literal meme 🤭 