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Not interested in crypto. I like tech and stuff. Apple user and Linux user. I like cameras and photography too.

Replying to KentuckyChicken

I'm thinking I might be able to automate the spam detection a little bit by writing a bot that creates reports on spam bots before you ever see them. There is a couple bots that post the same garbage on open relays on different accounts over and over. I can write a bot that reports it as soon as it post . Then clients could use that bots reports to filter stuff out. More efficient to do it at the relay level but if you use public relays this could work on those.

Something like spamassassin for nostr?

Decapitate a camel. Decapitate a lamb. Stuff 20 chickens in the lamb's ass, then stuff the lamb into the camel's ass. Boil in 100 gallons of water. And they say vegans are weird??

It’s like a turducken but with camel and lamb.

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San Fran Is Officially America’s Worst City: 1 In 8 Home Sellers Lose Money With An Average Loss Of $100,000

https://summit.news/2023/09/08/san-fran-is-officially-americas-worst-city-1-in-8-home-sellers-lose-money-with-an-average-loss-of-100000/

I’d rather live in a shack in the woods than San Francisco. Or really any city. Actually I think I’d just like to live in a shack in the woods.

oh i see yours now maybe is just nostur connection w/ my relays

When I first got it I had to close Damus and reopen to see it. Probably just nostr clients being nostr clients.

Anything you like?

https://void.cat/d/Thsr56pEgxMBYDw7gywAyB.webp

https://void.cat/d/T5A9PhABp7T47R3JeqBis1.webp

https://void.cat/d/EMr3vwHpncPs9roRTfNVnc.webp

https://void.cat/d/XhkSoXQftPxdTvDq5EjtFs.webp

https://void.cat/d/X6WAXerDQcnPSzpYrNrDiS.webp

https://void.cat/d/2mj2oD2RnpYAgH7YWpB3QZ.webp

https://void.cat/d/Abgyn9WJNV9YdpyoXa73xq.webp

https://void.cat/d/68hWZfRducHc7notpZxVFa.webp

https://void.cat/d/24ySq7AAs44wed91p5bMfk.webp

I like number 5.

First dip into NOSTR. What happens next?

You’ll get swamped with bots and cringey crypto stuff.

🤔 nostr:npub1zcljlywsdfrt289nff6gze7cy7cz0kfp2g36h090d86ecmxlczyqjk0c2l & nostr:npub1grd6pp385tevd8psx9nxzjd4vutg7pycjj49cs3q8gujpg77sjps4752zz poster.place nip shows up on primal but not on nostur

I don’t see the poster.place in for Herman if he has it.

I am not even remotely interested in your family please shut up.

Do all the shipping services suck now? How is it the USPS is the most reliable?

Well time to start work.

>Logs in

I’m done. Can I go home?

98% humidity right now 😑

nostr:nevent1qqsvx0yjy3j6yntegfzaktgg43w8yk0np6quczwa3t24089p225ru3qpp4mhxue69uhkummn9ekx7mq9z2dum

That cyborg bot sounds like a redditfag.

Today we Bitcoiners wear laser eyes because today is special 🔥✨

What does laser eyes mean? Why is today special?

Dude lol 🤣

When your post is more has more hashtags than actual words. Lol

Time to express ourselves guys.

What would you like to say to your least favorite nostr client?

Don't worry, they can't hear you.

#nostr #nostrapps

As bad as every other client is you’re the worst.

Yay! Its lets solve the mystery time 🙌 !

What's got jack upset?

#Jack

He saw your earlier post and is upset it leaked.

Tell me, what's the greatest mystery in the world?

Why don’t bad things happen to people I don’t like?

If you had ultimate and powerful internet powers, what would you do with them?

Transmitting dick pics into your thoughts isn't an option, nice try though.

Transmitting dick pics into other people’s thoughts.

I just snapped my fingers.

Who's in charge of the government now?

Bill Gates or that other rich guy.

Question.

Why does Jack Dorsey continue to ask me to join Question.

Why does #JackDorsey keep inviting people on #nostr to make friendship bracelets with him?

Maybe he’d let you ride that beard if you joined up?

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