First dip into NOSTR. What happens next?
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That’s what we’re all waiting to find out.
You add a Lightning address and get your first #zap!
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Start getting zapped.
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Welcome! Get zapped!
#zapathon
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ようこそー❗️💜 #Nostrwelcome
Next? Let me tell you what’s next…
Next, you’ll start speaking nerd, npubs, nsec, NIPS. Your friends won’t know wth you’re saying and you’ll love it.
Then, you’ll grow addicted and spend every waking minute of your time checking what’s new.
After that, you’ll switch to an all-meat diet and avoid cooking oils like the plague.
You’ll start seeing the world in a different light. Things that seemed natural will beg questioning.
I wish I could say it’ll be all uphill, but it won’t. You’ll start questioning your reality and wonder if you’re getting sucked into a cult.
Your friends will certainly think you’re in on.
Maybe you are?
You’ll start feeling depressed if you ever were. Without algos you won’t find rage-inducing content to make you pay attention to the next important thing.
You’ll find yourself more relaxed, at home, with a bunch of friends.
The other social media will start looking like pure chaos and absurdity.
You’ll wonder why it took you so long to realize that everyone is being played and that there’s a way out - Nostr.
You’ll start wanting to zap everything and everyone. It’ll feel weird not being able to zap a kind act, an article you found useful that’s outside the nostr protocol. You’ll wonder how the world could have existed for so long without zaps.
OR… maybe you’ll just shitpost and be happy 🤷♂️
In any case, welcome!
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100% love it
May I get a similar writeup regarding the seed oil issue here? 😆
What a ride. This is epic
What are you smoking to get this so right.
Wanna share?
Fantastic.
yeah, it sounds like you *are* in a cult.
nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac is speaking the truth here!!!
100% this is what happens
Most of it happened to me when I started following bitcoin maxis on twitter early last year. I was already leaning in this direction but then right on cue as I'm digging into maxi culture and memes, the shitcoin circus started a long and completely predictable series of disaster acts culminating in numerous imprisonments.
As I see it, the legacy, NSA/CIA driven social media sphere has been past peak about 5 years anyway, and I expect within a year they will be scrambling to adopt nostr and herd the users into their algorithmically filtered relays and using their "authorised" apps that don't let them see things they don't want them to see.
But the gate is open and there will be a trickle and the above text will describe their path to becoming their own shepherds.
But ... all of that, will probably be the best thing that ever happened to you. :-)
#[2] Shitposting is pretty good
I identify as a Happy Shitposter! haha
This is incredible, you see me.
Welcome to Nostr 🤙
Go for a swim 🏊♂️
Welcome😊
Welcome to Nostr 😉
Welcome 👋🏻🧡👙 And I second what nostr:npub1r0rs5q2gk0e3dk3nlc7gnu378ec6cnlenqp8a3cjhyzu6f8k5sgs4sq9ac said!
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it's about to get crazy 🏴☠️
Welcome!
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Welcome good sir
Welcome! What’s comes next is up to you. My personal experience is nothing but awesome! Never been a engaging person on social media but nostr changed it.
Next you’ve gotta read this, brother: https://habla.news/tony/1681492751274
Don't listen to all these creeps
- You've gotta do KYC
- Get a subscription
- Make sure to suck up to Nostr CEO for higher ranking
- Definitely agree with common narrative or get blocked
Welcome 🤗
Next is finding things your into by searching #Hashtags, memes, zaps, #Nostr addiction… everyday life 🏆
You’ll get swamped with bots and cringey crypto stuff.
Welcome! Roam around a bit. And then write something interesting if you feel like it 🌱
Jack ain't wrong. Getting nostr kind of made ditching everything else easy and it made sense. All the other apps/socials just suck your time and attention.
Just stick around for a while, it can seem a bit bland without all the bots at first.
You know what, you all are a friendly and welcoming bunch, think I'm going to stick around.
Place feels like the ol' William Gibson novels I used to read.