Next? Let me tell you what’s next…

Next, you’ll start speaking nerd, npubs, nsec, NIPS. Your friends won’t know wth you’re saying and you’ll love it.

Then, you’ll grow addicted and spend every waking minute of your time checking what’s new.

After that, you’ll switch to an all-meat diet and avoid cooking oils like the plague.

You’ll start seeing the world in a different light. Things that seemed natural will beg questioning.

I wish I could say it’ll be all uphill, but it won’t. You’ll start questioning your reality and wonder if you’re getting sucked into a cult.

Your friends will certainly think you’re in on.

Maybe you are?

You’ll start feeling depressed if you ever were. Without algos you won’t find rage-inducing content to make you pay attention to the next important thing.

You’ll find yourself more relaxed, at home, with a bunch of friends.

The other social media will start looking like pure chaos and absurdity.

You’ll wonder why it took you so long to realize that everyone is being played and that there’s a way out - Nostr.

You’ll start wanting to zap everything and everyone. It’ll feel weird not being able to zap a kind act, an article you found useful that’s outside the nostr protocol. You’ll wonder how the world could have existed for so long without zaps.

OR… maybe you’ll just shitpost and be happy 🤷‍♂️

In any case, welcome!