I need to up my knot game 😏

Probably the craziest Florida man story I've ever read:

A married couple in Tallahassee Fl, Tito and Amanda Watts, were arrested a few days ago for selling “golden tickets to heaven” to hundreds of people.

They sold the tickets on the street for $99.99 per ticket, told buyers the tickets were made from solid gold, and that each ticket reserved the buyer a spot in heaven — simply present the ticket at the pearly gates and you’re in.

Tito Watts said in his police statement: "I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of drugs. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up...."

Amanda Watts said in her police statement:" "We just wanted to leave earth and go to space and do drugs. I didn’t do nothing. Tito sold the golden tickets to heaven. I just watched."

Police said they confiscated over $10,000 in cash, drug paraphernalia, and a baby alligator.

#plebchain #nostr

Cop out, but yes 😅

You get 10k today, do you smash buy, or daily dca for 30 days? #asknostr #bitcoin

Gm, #thenostr!

GM Adam! Have an awesome day!

It's been a wild week 😅

we are on the precipice of the largest spiritual awakening in history.

It is now 85°f warmer than it was 4 days ago 🫠

parent hack:

want to have a private conversation with your spouse but youngish kids won't leave you alone for two seconds straight?

start hugging and stare into one anothers' eyes

they'll get out af dodge right quick, "eeeeeew!"

it's a win-win, really

I find fresh sourdough to be my preferred vessel for butter and salt consumption

now that a little time has passed, what's the official story and/or conclusion about the new jersey drones? is there one?

Little known fact: pre world war 2 grass seed for lawns contained high percentages of clover seed.

Then they started calling clover a weed because new herbicides would kill it and not the grass.

#WhatWeLost nostr:note1y3ds3t48ny3n4adqdqwhawxcwp88ger7aukcpnvwkq9lp4l7ragscscecg