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Jessica Chasteen
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Hillbilly Hope Dealer Born of Royalty 👑 & Heresy 🕊️ @Garden_Variety_Jess #GardenVarietyJess 🎥🎙️ #GardenVarietyBlog 💜💚

A serious post because I’m a serious person. Lol jk but I did work out today so there’s that. 😎💪 #fitbodapp

To the windows!!! To the WALZ!!!

🤣 sorry I’ll see myself out…

GM ☕️😈 yesterday I made a video about ADHD brains, and a couple peeps showed up demanding that I talk faster and remove my background Mozart because they couldn’t understand me.

I informed them that to have such strong sensory preferences and “rules” that you believe should apply to everyone is not adhd, it’s autism. 😇 no judgment, it just is what it is. 😅

What’s happening to my friends family is Gaza has nothing to do with democracy or peacekeeping unfortunately

It is pretty hilarious to hear him tell it, which he went ahead and did yesterday because he found out the story was breaking this morning. Lol.

GM ☕️ Bobby Kennedy just turned in the most signatures of any independent candidate in American history, but you probably won’t hear about that because the New Yorker is running a story about him as a young man putting a roadkill bear in Central Park and staging it as a bike accident for shits and giggles. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If the point of that piece was to anger or disgust me, then the good people at the New Yorker really don’t understand what I’ve seen in the past 300 days that ACTUALLY angers and disgusts me. I’ll be voting for anyone who possibly could end the war machine, and I’m not sorry about it. Happy Monday! 😄

I’m under the impression orange is everyone’s favorite color around here (besides purple) so you’re just btc-coded 😄

GM 😎 if you don’t know me IRL then you might not know I have been a floral designer and photographer for many years, but this is the first year I’m striking out into actual flower farming and farm tourism aka inviting local photographers to host photoshoots in my gardens.

Today I saw the most amazing idea for how to conceptualize your photography projects! Go to Pinterest and start a new board, then search for your main project idea (for me it was “flower farm photography”) and scroll through and save 100 pins that really catch your attention aesthetically - almost as fast as you can, like don’t overthink it - and once you’re done, go back and analyze those pins for common themes like color, background, lighting, styling, etc.

GENIUS. I am so inspired now 😆 if you see me looking for an antique row boat for my pond, mind ya business! 😎🤙

#photography #photographers #pinterest

Lol #costar wtf - I’m all cried out, myself.

Some people have normal dreams like becoming a millionaire or whatever.

And then there’s me… dreaming about hosting a dinner party for all my favorite comedians.

Dream weird, plebs. 🤣🤙

I do use rosemary oil on my scalp but normally only before wash day hmm