Right, it never works out that way and I'd rather have the twenty bucks 😂

It’s beautiful and somehow makes me hungry 😂

Tampon and ponytail holder here.

Omg lololol

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Lego.

I the snow was falling I just pulled in after the fiat daily. A large package labelled to me, from my parents I bring it in & life with family takes over dinner, cleaning etc.

Then it's desert, oh! exclaims the beautiful and talented Mrs Wedge. I bet there are holiday treats from you parents in that box, you should open it.

Consumed I hastily clean the kitchen appalled at the lack of preference my family has for Nanimo bars.

Grabbing the knife I cut the tape and confidently I open the flaps to taste my childhood favourites for another amazing time.

There unwrapped open for grand kids to see was

Lego.

But temu advertised to them while they were doom scrolling right when they talked to their friend about needing a new laptop and it was free same day shipping so they didn’t have to shop at all!

Lmao.

People NEED what they can’t afford so they’ll sell trade away their soul no problem.

Actually, remembering it makes me realize how horrid that thing was. But this still seems pretty bad 😶

Omg I’m obsessed with nonnas so I believe you

Sparkling water=good

Sparkling coffee=?

We drove into town and passed by a large persimmon tree outside the library, loaded with fruit. We couldnt resist, so we stopped and picked some persimmons. Its a shame no one else cares enough to eat these amazingly sweet fruits. #Persimmons #FreeFood

Some of my favourite cunts ❤️

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AI’s grasp of time is quite limited. It knows today’s day and year but can’t do the correct math.

Tank empty? Use the vapors.

And then use the vapors's vapors.

More fascinated by the explosions than the crash

Far too many toxic people use this response. You will never get a true apology from a narcissist or toxic person. If this is their apology and they don't change or make amends. Narcissist or not, it's probably time to face if you want to actually stay in this relationship or not. If they're not working on it, they probably never will.

I got some Bitcoinfish, not to be mistaken with goldfish, I think Bitcoinfish is a more accurate name they aren’t gold they are orange.

Meet Mac and Cheese Steele

That looks so fucken good

👀 what did yall do?

Look, it’s the perfect metaphor for this cycle.

Human is pretty good rn 🫂

My grandmother left us today. 106 years of old. More than a century of history.

Over her lifetime the Lebanese pound was subject to a 126,000x devaluation. An average of about –11.7%/yr compounded in USD. The lira lost about 99.9992% of its dollar value over that span.

She understood all of this. She once showed my mother a 1LL bill from the1930’s and said: This was when the money was worth something in this country. They destroyed it all.

LAST BEAUTIFUL DAY OF THR SUMMER YOU SAID?

Welp. I've made it a quarter century without having to take a drink of alcohol. That's a miracle for an alcoholic like me.

Helping wrangle the pre-k kids is like herding cats. It's been a hot minute since I've had a 5-6 and under kid, they have so much energy. There were a few boys that ran the entire hour I was with them and were still going strong waiting for parents. #catherding #wheredotheygetallthatenergy

like I said excuses lol why would it justify anything

You had all your information wrong. This video is from 2023.

BoTh SiDeS aRe. Get fucked dude.

Wow, you are so much wiser than all of us midwits. We are lucky you are here to calm us down.

We've been working on this crossover promotion for some time now. Select bags will have special Corny Chat and Pickle Dan Bread and Toast decoder rings painted by Bitcoin Painter

Don't let shitheads scare you away. Some of us are genuinely nice.

Gotta give the audience what it wants 🤭