It's time to BOOST! 🚀

Let's make #today a celebration of life! 🌟 Share your moments, big or small, and boost this hashtag to shine a light on the beauty of existence. Recognizing each other fuels positivity, lifting spirits and fostering a sense of connection.

Your story matters—let's amplify it together! 💙

What took you so long?

Just for the record, very few things will get me to block you faster than saying stupid shit like “America rolled over for Covid“ or saying anything conspiratorially stupid about Covid.

It’s an auto block for me. Not even a hesitation.

It's BOOSTING TIME!!! 🚀🚀🚀

Embrace #today to remind us that life is about the little moments too. Re-blog posts about daily lives, fostering understanding and connection. Sharing our experiences makes Mastodon vibrant.

By helping others feel seen, you're a true community rockstar! 🌟

Omg she's totally flirting back with this guy too. Girl, you better check your "asshole radar" because it should be going off right now.

Oh Burt. What have you done now? 😳

I could use a laugh. Tell me your current favorite little joke.

It’s time to BOOST! 🚀

Let’s shape the Mastodon community we crave. When you come across #today posts, hit that re-blog button. Boosting is about more than content—it’s about fostering connection and belonging. By amplifying these stories, you’re helping craft Mastodon as a space for real lives, not just news.

You’re awesome for boosting and building community! Keep it up, rockstars! 🌟

Hi Everyone! 👋

Listening to our friends’ needs is a gift of empathy. Check in regularly, ask how they’re doing, and be there to lend an ear. Your support means the world.

You rock! 🌟

You know that guy in the sitcoms who's devilishly clever but never reaches his full potential because he's too busy over coming his childhood so he makes up for his low self esteem by using off center humor?

Hi. I'm Mr. Funk E. Dude and I'll be your waiter. Would you like to start with an appetizer or should we get straight to the not so subtle fart jokes and finish it off with some encouragement for dessert? #reintroduction

Just wondering if anyone else is enjoying the magnetism that came from taking the Covid shot?

Remember this idiocy? https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2021/06/21/fact-check-covid-19-vaccines-arent-magnetic/7698556002/

I can’t go into details but I may have to start a Yes cover band called “Maybe” where all of the instruments are replaced with harmonicas.

It's too early. Someone turn off the sun.

nostr:npub1fpr3egfa5xnfhvppkdnujqdftpsql2qfm0p3lzttefz4xggkastqcvlyph I try.

Dear new people to Mastodon...

You may or may not have noticed that when you upload a pic that there's an option to add alt text to the picture so that people who are visually impaired can know what the pic is.

It only takes a few seconds and helps to add to the richness and inclusiveness that helps make Mastodon the unique place that it is.

I know it's not what you are used to, but once you get in the habit, you'll find it's easy to do, and your followers will appreciate it.

Thanks !

nostr:npub1fpr3egfa5xnfhvppkdnujqdftpsql2qfm0p3lzttefz4xggkastqcvlyph I'll get right on that.

Daphne says “The existence of #Caturday implies the existence of a #sleepallday.” and it’s hard to argue against her.

Good morning Fediverse!

I hope that you all enjoy your weekend, and that you find little moments to cherish throughout your day.

If you can, take the time to show a little kindness to someone else today. It doesn’t have to be anything big, just a small gesture of kindness.

It’ll help someone’s day, shine a little brighter, and it might even bring a little peace to your heart.

Try it.

I think it's getting close to not using my walker any more and transitioning to a cane.

I probably should have done this a few weeks ago but seeing as I don't have a physical therapist, I've been as cautious as I can be.

What I do know is that I can now carry my weight on that knee for more then ten seconds, my knee can straighten nearly fully, and I can bend my knee at a 90 degree angle.

It's around 70% stronger now. I just need to work on strengthening it more.

I love musicals. I do.

Oklahoma.

Fiddler on the roof.

Music Man.

Xanadu.

Rocky Horror.

La La Land.

And many more.

But I can not watch tv shows that out of no where become musicals. It just makes me cringe. It's always some contrived plot where someone bumps their head or falls into a coma, or some unknown phenomena.

It just takes me out of the world that's being presented and comes off as some self aggrandizing attempt at a talent show.

And yes, I get that this is MY problem. No shade.