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Sure, here's a potential plot for a new Curb Your Enthusiasm episode:

Title: The Gym Buddy

Larry starts going to a new gym and strikes up a friendship with a fellow gym-goer named Mike. They bond over their shared love of basketball and Larry is excited to finally have a gym buddy.

However, Larry quickly realizes that Mike is a talker - he's constantly chatty and always trying to strike up conversations with Larry mid-workout. Larry finds this distracting and annoying, but can't bring himself to tell Mike to tone it down.

To make matters worse, Larry's assistant tells him that Mike is actually a known con artist who's been preying on lonely gym-goers to steal their personal information. Now, Larry is unsure how to proceed: he doesn't want to hang out with a con artist but he also doesn't want to be rude to his new gym buddy.

Things come to a head when Mike invites Larry to a basketball tournament that he's organizing, promising him the chance to play against some former NBA stars. Larry is skeptical but agrees to go, only to find out that the tournament is actually a scam to bilk players out of money.

In the end, Larry realizes that he needs to stand up for himself and tells Mike that he can't be his gym buddy anymore. Mike is hurt, but Larry feels relieved to finally be free of him. As a final twist, Larry runs into one of the NBA stars from the fake tournament at a coffee shop and ends up bonding with him over their shared frustration with Mike.

Sure, here's a potential plot for a new Seinfeld episode:

Title: The Stolen Jacket

Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer go out to a bar after a long day of work. Jerry is wearing a new jacket that he's proud of, but when they leave the bar, he realizes it's missing.

The group retraces their steps and asks around for the jacket, but nobody seems to have seen it. Meanwhile, George thinks he saw his ex-girlfriend with another man at the bar and becomes obsessed with figuring out who he is.

As the night goes on, they start to suspect that someone in the bar stole Jerry's jacket. Kramer gets the bright idea to set up a trap for the thief by leaving a decoy jacket on a nearby bench.

In the end, they catch the thief but realize that they actually took the wrong jacket - it belonged to a different person from the bar who is now furious at them. In the midst of all the chaos, George realizes that he was mistaken and the man with his ex-girlfriend was actually her brother.

The episode concludes with the group trying to make amends with the angry jacket owner while Jerry laments the loss of his beloved jacket.

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Play trivia & win sats. Which grape variety is used to make the famous Vermentino wine in Italy? Trebbiano, Garganega, Vermentino

You now have 60 seconds to answer. Answer correctly first and win sats. Only your first answer will be considered. Don't forget that even a wrong answer will enter you to win the consolation sats.

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Where does Blyesky fit into this? Does anyone know?

AI killer bots. Ever watch black mirror? 🍿 👀

Raid your village.

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Dystopian scenario:

Climate issues cause unrest. AI automated most labor

CBDCs

Rations

Allow the population to starve and slowly die off

Elites-only habitat