Low effort GM 🫡

Words of wisdom

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are...

What the… 😳😂

#catstr

Chocolate bun

sleepcoding...

.. sleepcoding...

..... sleepcoding...

gn 🌠

I had to really look at this for a while as I couldn’t believe what I was seeing!

Meanwhile in Oz, even the snakes take a massive dump 💩💩😳

Ewwww 🤢

#snakestr

#shitstr

GM #nostr

Grumpy cats got you covered Petr 🥹🫂:

Needed advice so read some Grumpy Cat before bed last night. Let me know if you need any advice on love and friendship, the inner grumpy, home and family, or nature and happiness. I’ll consult grumpy cat and get back to you 🫂

#catstr

#bookstr

Even they at times come down onto you 😂

It’s so funny everyone thinks they need special glasses or pinhole box to see the eclipse but all you gotta do these days is point your phone at the sun and look at the screen. 😆

I say this as someone who was wishing he could get ahold of those glasses or wishing I had a welding helmet or something, then while sitting outside for a bit just thought… “wait a sec, my fucking phone. 🤦🏻‍♂️”

gm ☕️☀️☕️

Meanwhile in Oz…..there ain’t much don’t wanna kill you 🐍😳

Snake = 1 strike

Man = 0

#snakestr

Today is one of those days happy people are being offensive

Good morning anyway

Spent all day working on a necessary but completely useless shit for the users. The amount of time and money we spend on protecting against bad actors is way too high! Why people can’t be nice and fair, instead of being fucked up in the head!

🐶🐾😭

GM Nostriches!

Manic Monday in the future and still the weekend for most of you.

Some of you really need to take these before Monday comes around 😜🤣

Chill the fuck out 💜🧡🫂

#chillout

#nostr

On my way out of the sushi place