the best gifs are Jonah Hill gifs

if you don't agree, you are incorrect

Unpopular opinion:

I don’t like “str” at the end of any Nostr native application or web page. Lack of creativity and branding 🤮

What kind of lunatic cuts their orange like this?? #plebchain

Who is a #Nostr expert? 👀

Reminder: Stop using Ledger Products

So what’s the next #nostr conference location ? 👀

What should I do in Colorado?

Who do you thinks the hottest?

You guys think we’ll ever get an Epstein client list?

FUCK SBF

Just had 6 airheads AMA

Humanity could be a space-faring civilization but instead we're war-faring

Governments print money & mine resources to make bombs & level cities instead of shooting for the stars

There is stopping contributing and then there is taking a loan on what you’ve contributed to stack sats and paying it back slowly with matches

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Nocoiner logic: let me give 5% of my paycheck to a 401k fund and maybe one day the banks will let me use it

#clownworld

your mom

Now I get to educate custodial lightning wallet users in my replies.

Wallet of Satoshi owns the sats. Not me. They can prevent me from withdrawing whenever they want, they can are custodians, they make the final call where those satoshi go, they can be taken down by the app stores, the government can stop them doing business.

Welcome to my course on why you should stop promoting custodial lightning.

BREAKING NEWS: Nothing

All of the available supply of Bitcoin is only around $70B of value? Where does BlackRock even intend to get their holding from? They drive up the price while buying so much that they can now allocate the appropriate amount of funds under management to it? The sheer logistics of a thin liquidity, ultimate scarcity market, and a custodian that will need significantly more than the non-marginal value available is too much for my pea brain to even comprehend. #Bitcoin

Trying to destroy the last of my cough. It’s the aftermath of my flu and my 103 fever.

Who won the Argentinian presidency?

#80085

You're back brother 🫂 how long has it been?

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Ah. Well I have 6.5M sats in a fucked channel. I'd really appreciate him getting back to me as that's not a small amount of funds. He has 1.5 on his side, so many he will attempt to CPFP it as I cannot.