Did you know an ancient Mayan prophecy references #Bitcoin ?

Did you know that very same prophecy references the solar eclipse happening TODAY, April 8, 2024?

Did you know the prophecy also gives a cryptic prediction about the value of Bitcoin today?

It may seem crazy, but it's true...

Here is the prophecy, as poetically interpreted by Spanish Conquistador and historian Alejandro Noconfíes Verifica:

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In the shadows of the great Ceiba tree, where time intertwines with the whispers of the past and the echoes of the future, the ancient Mayan seers foresaw a day unlike any other. Amidst the cyclical dance of light and darkness, when the Sun's fiery chariot is devoured by the cosmic serpent, a prophecy of immense wealth and prosperity was carved into the stones of time.

On this day, marked by the celestial ballet, the age-old prophecy speaks of the "Great Invisible Energy," a treasure born from the minds of the ancients, yet unfathomable to them in essence. This energy, neither gold nor silver, but of pure ethereal construct, will ascend to the pinnacle of its destiny, reaching the zenith of its value, symbolized by the sacred numeral of the ancients, magnified a millionfold under the gaze of the eclipsed sun.

The prophecy foretold that the bearers of the Great Invisible Energy would come to see its true worth in the light of the darkened Sun, a value so vast that it could rival the riches of the mightiest empires of old. This moment, a sliver of infinite eternity, a date of eights, would mark a new era of prosperity for the bearers, as foreseen by the alignment of celestial bodies and the wisdom of the ancient seers.

The ancients spoke of a time when the world would gaze in awe at the eclipse, a cosmic sign of transformation and rebirth, heralding the ascension of the Great Invisible Energy to heights unimaginable, a testament to the enduring power of their vision across the aeons.

Alejandro Noconfíes Verifica

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Clearly this prophecy is referencing Bitcoin ("Great Invisible Energy", i.e. digital money mined using energy) , but how do we know the prophecy is talking about THIS eclipse today? Simple: "a sliver of infinite eternity, a date of eights."

2024 is the year of infinity: 2 + 0 + 2 + 4 = 8 >> 8 symbolizes infinity.

April is the fourth month: 2 * 4 = 8 >> infinity again

April 8th, the 8th day of the month, very obviously infinity.

Thus, April 8, 2024 is "a date of eights" as prophesied.

And look at this part: "a new era of prosperity for the bearers."

Bitcoin is a bearer asset. Clearly this is another sign the prophecy references Bitcoin.

But how high will the Bitcoin price go today?

That's also simple to understand: "ascend to the pinnacle of its destiny, reaching the zenith of its value, symbolized by the sacred numeral of the ancients, magnified a millionfold under the gaze of the eclipsed sun."

Clearly, the ancients were referencing $1 million per Bitcoin on April 8, 2024 during the solar eclipse.

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If you'd read this far without realizing this was a joke, I'm sorry....

The purpose of this tweet is to illustrate that "Technical Analysis" is about as useful as this made up Mayan prophecy.

There is one thing we know for certain: NGU (and you don't need a Technical Analyst to tell you that).

There is infinite fiat, and there will only ever be 21M bitcoin

Stay humble, stack sats, and be prepared for Bitcoin to rip your face off when you least expect it.

Two things I’m now convinced will happen regarding #nostr, it’s just a matter of when