What do Japanese cannibals eat?

Raw men.

Why do German showers have 11 holes?

Because Jews only have 10 fingers.

I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

Why do German showers have 11 holes?

Because jews only have 10 fingers.

The average penis has...

Been in and around my ex-girlfriend's mouth.

Fuck you, Karen!

Stop being homophobic and rude to the LGBTQ+ community. You should be thanking them for saving us plenty of room in heaven.

Two reasons I don't give money to homeless people.

1) They are going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol

2) I am going to spend it all on drugs and alcohol.

How does a jewish person make tea?

Hebrews it.

What's the difference between a feminist and a grenade?

The grenade actually accomplishes something when it triggers.

What do you use to blindfold an Asian?

Floss.

Eight bytes walk into a bar.

The bartender asks, "Can I get you anything?"

"Yeah," reply the bytes.

"Make us a double."

What do you call a cop's penis after he's done masturbating?

Pulled pork.

Genders are a lot like booleans.

There's only two of them.

Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says "Do you get the reference?" But Java didn't.

How much did your chimney cost?

Nothing, it was on the house.

Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat?

The wheelchair.

The KKK isn't really that racist.

I went to one of their meetings and there were a lot of black people hanging around.

What does a perverted frog say?

Rubbit.