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Chancellor of the Klingon High Council Official Government Account Definitely NOT a Changeling Leader of the "Dinosaur Mans" Enjoyer of Baywatch Still Seeking Glory

Brother, you will *know* when we're invading and it won't look like that πŸ‘€

Notations on Occult Stuff Transmuted through Redemption #SpiritualWarfare

"There was this one Frog who I was honoured to call my Fren. First official Fren. Dankest of dank memes. I'll remember those in solitary." πŸ‘€

"And I'm pretty sure the fourth one had a dick but that's not from personal experience it's just that folks kept giving her a hard time about it but we weren't down to fuck so it wasn't a big deal to me like some of the other guys" πŸ‘€

"Then there was the one who said the most random and oftentimes brilliant shit and would post these videos of rants or songs or both. Got quiet after the fire. Hope she's okay" πŸ‘€

"Another one was on about penisbutter one time and we kept bringing it up." πŸ‘€

"What about the frogs? Can you describe them?"

Ahhh, mostly green. Big white eyes. I bet if you lick their bellies you'd be tripping balls real quick" πŸ‘€

"Can you describe the women?"

"Well... One had laser tits...." πŸ‘€

When they ask me who radicalized me I'm going to have to say "a bunch of frogs sending notes and other stuff transmitted through relays" πŸ‘€

Of course. Not surprising in the least πŸ‘€

Toby the Targ.

When a Klingon child reaches the age of the First Rite of Ascension, it is expected that they place their most favoured childhood toys into the ceremonial fire.

For me, this was Toby. I still miss him πŸ‘€