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Chancellor of the Klingon High Council Official Government Account Definitely NOT a Changeling Leader of the "Dinosaur Mans" Enjoyer of Baywatch Still Seeking Glory
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nostr:npub1y80vm0yvp64cx6e8y0eetu4mhwt5muzrttgaj8a988xnx5q4kn2qlu87je - it’s got one of those twitchy little noses πŸ‘€

They're not just cute like everybody supposes πŸ‘€

I didn't know Pierre Polievere was in The Offspring πŸ‘€

A Klingon, a Human and a Cardassian are sitting at a bar minding their own business. The Ferengi bartender offers to refill their drinks when suddenly the Human smashes his glass and proclaims, "My people invented replicator technology and as a token to my ancestors I refuse to drink with the same one twice!"

Amused by this, the Cardassian finishes his drink, smashes his glass and says, "My people have conquered entire worlds to exploit every single resource to our advantage and so as tribute to MY ancestors I too shall refrain from driving with the same one twice!"

The Ferengi bartender is impressed with these gentlemen: not only is he charging them for drinks but glasses now too! So to encourage more of this he pours himself a shot, swigs it back, smashes the glass and says, "My ancestors perfected interplanetary commerce and for the riches they bestowed upon my generation I shall no longer drink with the same glass twice!"

The three of them look over at the Klingon, who is chuckling to himself, amused by all this. He raises his glass, finishes his drink, places the glass gently onto the bar, takes out his disruptor and shoots the bartender: "For the Glory of the Empire I pledge to my ancestors that I will never have a drink with the same Ferengi twice."

GM. Good one πŸ‘€

Did he say GLORY? πŸ‘€

GM. The Fourth Scientist says "Pura Vida" πŸ‘€