Guy walks up, he's having a bad date. He's divorced after 17 years of marriage. He's in his third date since his divorce. He says that it is not going well.

He ask me if I can pretend I know him and make him look cool. I got this, I walk away and wait for the lady to sit down.

I proceedingly walk up and dap him up, ask him if he wants his usual and that I'll start him a name tab. Thank him for "the other night," which never happened. Introduce myself to his date and give them both a complimentary key lime pie shot for "the other night."

They had a blast all night and left with a grin on their face.

Mission accomplished.

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First Gresham’s law, then Thier’s law.

Few.

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got an email from our sons teacher saying he “misgendered” another kid. wtf!? he’s 8 years old. Apparently she also was telling the class that if your parents voted conservative that they hate gay people are are bad. Ok i’m fucking pissed now.

I’m a fan of removing DEI from government.

But having worked with the FAA and to some extent NASA for a period time, and knowing people still there, DEI hiring is overestimated among the public.

I checked with one of my close NASA friends and he was like:

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IMPRESSED BY ELON CUTS.

SLASH GOV SPENDING = LESS CORRUPTION = MORE EFFICIENCY = BETTER WORLD.

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Man, I just really love how bitcoin really connects people at this deeper level that is truly strange in the most spectacular of ways.

Wow. Beautiful spot, too.

Mine was 1deg

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