I was going to make a pun about the Olympics but there were too many hoops to jump through.

What do you call a paper airplane that doesn't fly?

Stationary.

What happens when you eat aluminum foil?

You sheet metal.

I love jokes about the eyes. The cornea the better.

I'm currently reading a book about the life of Henry Ford.

It's an autobiography.

I tried to take a selfie in the shower but I couldn't.

I was having selfie steam issues.

What’s the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?

A dad joke is when the punch line becomes a parent.

I have a Polish friend who is a sound technician. And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

I've been invited to join a secret society. I can't tell you how excited I am.