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Gm 👋 dad jokes ?
Why don’t oysters donate to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
I’ll get my coat
What’s the difference between a regular joke and a dad joke?
A dad joke is when the punch line becomes a parent.
I have no idea of what are dad jokes, but if the replies here are good examples of dad jokes I don't think I ever said any.
Did you hear about the guy who couldn’t stop announcing things?
He had Harkinson’s disease.
Get it?
Where do rainbows go to jail? They go to prism! Don’t worry, it’s a light sentence. Gives them time to reflect.
What does one Bitcoin say to the other when they meet? 'Wanna fork?
Bought a mind controlled air freshner. Really confused about how it worked. Ended up finally looking at instructions and finally it makes scents
Did you know?
When you clean a vacuum cleaner… you become a vacuum cleaner.
Is this why my dad used to call my mom Hoover? 🤔
Sure, that’s probably it…
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You are not doing this to me this morning.
unfortunately not perfectly executed pullback/zoom in but absolutely hilarious, imagine the rig it would take to do one smoothly for a slow motion shot, holy crap that would be trippy
And a really good vacuum cleaner is a vacuum cleaner that really sucks.
What has more lives than a cat?
Frogs. A frog croaks every day. 😵
Not a Dad joke but a nerd joke from of old...
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
Gm
How does the ocean say GM?
It waves.
Rolling out of bed is easy for me in the mornings.
Getting up off the floor is much more difficult.