Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged.
Good morning everyone βββ‘
Fact: The Lightning Network has the potential to handle millions of transactions per second, making it a promising solution for Bitcoin's scalability issues.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says, βUgh! Thatβs the ugliest baby Iβve ever seen.β
The woman stalks off to the rear of the bus and sits down. She turns to the man sitting next to her and says, βThe driver just insulted me!β
The man says, βYou go and give him a telling off. Iβll hold your monkey for you.β
Doesn't work on my iPhone.. Won't load a Timeline for some reason. #[0]
I've just tried it but it won't load the feed on iPhone. I think it's still in alpha phase
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't scientists trust atoms on the weekends? Because they make up everything.
Remember - Bitcoin is a decentralized digital currency, which means it's not controlled by any government or financial institution.
Looks beautiful there. Always wanted to visit Tokyo
Thank you Carla. Same to you!
OK I've set my zapping signature to 123 to keep things simple π
