nostr:npub18ljjwuh8vt0lrh3fe3vsefddt40u297gtsk3d4v4ywhjnvms9zfqy480hq I love this photo of my dog yawning because he looks so goofy!

Weird how the Venn diagram of people who believe in “trickle down economics” and people who believe in “thoughts and prayers” is a circle.

nostr:npub1483h40pvj99aglh96zmn888qx9pj03ra64ce6dc3j362w8z4qmhq7llv2w They don’t understand that those of us of a certain age only had so many VHS or DVDs available to us, and we watched the shit out of them.

It’s so hot out that you can feel your give a shit evaporating when you step out the door.

I know crying is supposed to be super unmanly, but I just shot emotions out of my eyeballs and now I feel amazing and want to have a gym and motorcycle montage.

Does anyone make hot #coffee and then stick it in the fridge so they can use it in a cold beverage later? Is that a thing?

Those feels when date night is over and you can finally fart.

I hate it when later becomes now.

Ex-Catholics be like, “I could go for some incense and chanting right now.”

What are some good #vegetarian or #vegan snacks?