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THE NOSTR REPORT
NO BAILOUT, UNLIMITED FUNDS INSTEAD
Mar 13, 2023
Block Height: 780,686
Moscow Time: 41:29 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0]
“if it can be abused, it will be abused”
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] introducing the worlds first Nostr Signing Device! 🗝️Protect those keys🗝️
#[3]
#[4] announces Amethyst update that enables support for multiple accounts, support for .mov previews, and more. 🤹♀️🤹♂️
#[5]
#[6] Barney Frank openly admits that Signature was arbitrarily shuttered despite no insolvency because regulators wanted to kill off the last major pro-crypto bank. Colossal scandal. 🚩🚨 🚩
#[7]
#[8] HSBC to buy SVB UK for £1. 😑
#[9]
#[10] Don’t miss Plebchain Radio this Thursday at 9:30PM EDT. This week features #[11] and debuts a recurring segment with members of the Nostr Report Team. 📻
#[12]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[13] Start thinking about questions you might have to ask relay operators that will be interviewed at #Nostrica. 🌴🐠🥭🍍🍹
#[15]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[16] The open nature of Nostr and open source software is on display as Semisol launches fork of Snort client, citing concerns over Snort blocking display of zaps on his posts. This apparently came after Semisol demonstrated on another post how zaps could be manipulated without actually being paid, and Snort subsequently flagged his public key for spamming zaps. Semisol says his fork will be the same as regular Snort with a few patches for things like optionally hiding likes. 🍴
#[17]
#[18] shares new Nostr client, Primal. Says their explore tab has a plethora of information.
#[19]
#[20] Medical data over Nostr? NIP82 introduces the concept of private exchange if medical data with consent management and access revocation. 🏥🩺
#[21]
#[22] Demo of WebRTC over Nostr.
#[23]
#[24] Zeus gives preview of new contacts feature. ⛈️
#[25]
#[26] Block begins beta testing their self-custody wallet. 👛
#[27]
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#[28]
#[29]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
Punch magazine (published in 1957)
Q. What are banks for?
A. To make money.
Q. For the customers?
A. For the banks.
Q. Why doesn't bank advertising mention this?
A. It would not be in good taste. But it is mentioned by implication in references to reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts. That is the money that they have made.
Q. Out of the customers?
A. I suppose so.
Q. They also mention Assets of $500,000,000 or thereabouts. Have they made that too?
A. Not exactly. That is the money they use to make money.
Q. I see. And they keep it in a safe somewhere?
A. Not at all. They lend it to customers.
Q. Then they haven't got it?
A. No.
Q. Then how is it Assets?
A. They maintain that it would be if they got it back.
Q. But they must have some money in a safe somewhere?
A. Yes, usually $500,000,000 or thereabouts. This is called Liabilities.
Q. But if they've got it, how can they be liable for it?
A. Because it isn't theirs.
Q. Then why do they have it?
A. It has been lent to them by customers.
Q. You mean customers lend banks money?
A. In effect. They put money into their accounts, so it is really lent to the banks.
Q. And what do the banks do with it?
A. Lend it to other customers.
Q. But you said that money they lent to other people was Assets?
A. Yes.
Q. Then Assets and Liabilities must be the same thing?
A. You can't really say that.
Q. But you've just said it. If I put $100 into my account the bank is liable to have to pay it back, so it's Liabilities. But they go and lend it to someone else, and he is liable to have to pay it back, so it's Assets. It's the same $100,
isn't it?
A. Yes. But ...
Q. Then it cancels out. It means, doesn't it, that banks haven't really any money at all?
A. Theoretically.
Q. Never mind theoretically.
And if they haven't any money, where do they get their Reserves of $249,000,000 or thereabouts?
A. I told you. That is the money they have made.
Q. How?
A. Well, when they lend your $100 to someone they charge him interest.
Q. How much?
A. It depends on the Bank Rate. Say five and a-half per cent. That's their profit.
Q. Why isn't it my profit? Isn't it my money?
A. It's the theory of banking practice that…
Q. When I lend them my $100 why don't I charge them interest?
A. You do.
Q. You don't say. How much?
A. It depends on the Bank Rate. Say half a per cent.
Q. Grasping of me, rather?
A. But that's only if you're not going to draw the money out again.
Q. But of course, I'm going to draw it out again. If I hadn't wanted to draw it out again I could have buried it in the garden, couldn't I?
A. They wouldn't like you to draw it out again.
Q. Why not? If I keep it there you say it's a Liability. Wouldn't they be glad if I reduced their Liabilities by removing it?
A. No. Because if you remove it they can't lend it to anyone else.
Q. But if I wanted to remove it they'd have to let me?
A. Certainly.
Q. But suppose they've already lent it to another customer?
A. Then they'll let you have someone else's money.
Q. But suppose he wants his too ... and they've let me have it?
A. You're being purposely obtuse.
Q. I think I'm being acute. What if everyone wanted their money at once?
A. It's the theory of banking practice that they never would.
Q. So what banks bank on is not having to meet their commitments?
A. I wouldn't say that.
Q. Naturally. Well, if there's nothing else you think you can tell me…?
A. Quite so. Now you can go off and open a banking account.
Q. Just one last question.
A. Of course.
Q. Wouldn't I do better to go off and open up a bank?
Intro from “The Creature From Jekyll Island” (taken from Punch magazine, 4/3/1957)

THE NOSTR REPORT
#BANKINGBAD
Mar 12, 2023
Block Height: 780,536
Moscow Time:45:68 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[1] “Just don’t fucking dance.”
#[2]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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This joint statement by the Treasury, the Fed, and FDIC puts in words what Bitcoiners have known all along…There is no way out of this mess without printing more money. The statement reads, “We are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy…[This] will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit.” First it was Silicon Valley Bank, and just a few hours ago Signature Bank was forced to close due to “similar systemic risk.” We all know that there is not enough money in the FDIC to back all the depositors, so the money will have to come from somewhere, meaning it will come from the purchasing power of the fiat money that the average Joe has saved. This is why we HODL, this is why we DCA, this is why we BUIDL. As #[3] says, stay humble, stack sats. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1337
#[4] another 🏦bank 🪣bailout, US discusses “special vehicle” fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.
#[5]
#[6] presents the idea of Lightning Prisms, along with a proof of concept, as a way to use the ⚡lightning⚡ network for automated values-splits.
#[7]
#[8] notes that “People mostly Nostr while at work”. “If people were inspired by their work or properly remunerated for it rather than being wage-slaves to the corrupt 💵fiat system I bet I'd see the opposite effect in the numbers.”🎯
#[9]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[10] Surfing 🏄♂️and Jiu Jitsu 🥋class signups posted!
#[11]
#[12]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[13] 🚨Some relays may not refresh profile data very often and as such you may find your zaps going to an older wallet if you have recently switched wallets. Keep a backup of your old wallets!!🚨
#[14]
#[15] adds updates to https://nostrit.com (the IFTTT of nostr posts). Now you can create 🥩raw🥩 events without scheduling, and a lower price of exact-date events to 1k sats.
#[16]
#[17] lists Nostr ✍️signing✍️ extensions to help store your nsec locally and avoid exposing it to web clients.
#[18]
#[19] Pablo announces that he released a new instance of 🔫Blastr!🔫 wss://blastr.f7z.xyz
#[20]
#[21] provides a useful tip on how to restore your follow list on nostrgram.
#[22]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[23] Forbes: SVB Financial CEO sells 😲$3.6 million😲 in stock before bank’s collapse.
#[24]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[25] Banks vs highly leveraged bond funds
#[26]
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Stay Classy Nostr.

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THE NOSTR REPORT
#BANKINGBAD
Mar 12, 2023
Block Height: 780,536
Moscow Time:45:68 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[1] “Just don’t fucking dance.”
#[2]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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This joint statement by the Treasury, the Fed, and FDIC puts in words what Bitcoiners have known all along…There is no way out of this mess without printing more money. The statement reads, “We are taking decisive actions to protect the U.S. economy…[This] will ensure that the U.S. banking system continues to perform its vital roles of protecting deposits and providing access to credit.” First it was Silicon Valley Bank, and just a few hours ago Signature Bank was forced to close due to “similar systemic risk.” We all know that there is not enough money in the FDIC to back all the depositors, so the money will have to come from somewhere, meaning it will come from the purchasing power of the fiat money that the average Joe has saved. This is why we HODL, this is why we DCA, this is why we BUIDL. As #[3] says, stay humble, stack sats. https://home.treasury.gov/news/press-releases/jy1337
#[4] another 🏦bank 🪣bailout, US discusses “special vehicle” fund to backstop deposits if more banks fail.
#[5]
#[6] presents the idea of Lightning Prisms, along with a proof of concept, as a way to use the ⚡lightning⚡ network for automated values-splits.
#[7]
#[8] notes that “People mostly Nostr while at work”. “If people were inspired by their work or properly remunerated for it rather than being wage-slaves to the corrupt 💵fiat system I bet I'd see the opposite effect in the numbers.”🎯
#[9]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[10] Surfing 🏄♂️and Jiu Jitsu 🥋class signups posted!
#[11]
#[12]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[13] 🚨Some relays may not refresh profile data very often and as such you may find your zaps going to an older wallet if you have recently switched wallets. Keep a backup of your old wallets!!🚨
#[14]
#[15] adds updates to https://nostrit.com (the IFTTT of nostr posts). Now you can create 🥩raw🥩 events without scheduling, and a lower price of exact-date events to 1k sats.
#[16]
#[17] lists Nostr ✍️signing✍️ extensions to help store your nsec locally and avoid exposing it to web clients.
#[18]
#[19] Pablo announces that he released a new instance of 🔫Blastr!🔫 wss://blastr.f7z.xyz
#[20]
#[21] provides a useful tip on how to restore your follow list on nostrgram.
#[22]
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[23] Forbes: SVB Financial CEO sells 😲$3.6 million😲 in stock before bank’s collapse.
#[24]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[25] Banks vs highly leveraged bond funds
#[26]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
THE NOSTR REPORT
🔥THE DEPEGGENING🔥
Mar 11, 2023
Block Height: 780,356
Moscow Time: 48:97 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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🔥THE DEPEGGENING🔥
#[0]
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Coinbase and Binance no longer allowing USDC to be exchanged for dollars. 🔒With $3.3 billion of its $40 billion of USDC reserves at collapsed Silicon Valley Bank, each USDC is worth $0.9175 instead of $1.00. #[3] notes that if redemptions were opened, there would be a run on USDC, “and that missing $3.3 billion will become a much greater share of the reserves, meaning the price will drop in tandem.” 🧨💰
#[4]
https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/usdc-stablecoin-breaks-peg-circle-admits-billions-stuck-svb
#[5] notices a familiar face in the C-suite at SVB Securities. 🤡🤡
#[6]
#[7] points out that over 20 stablecoins are now trading at 5% or more below their promised price. 📉
#[8]
#[9] shares a lists of companies having unsecured deposits at SVB 🤯
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/expect-mass-layoffs-real-world-impact-svbs-failure
#[10]
#[11] today is the Dutch 👨🌾Farmer Protest.
#[12]
#[13] Zaps are exposing more people to the concept of value for value. ⚡️⚡️
#[14]
#[15] Are we facing a public reckoning about what banks are supposed to be? 🏦🏦🏦
#[16]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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8 days until #nostrica kicks off! 🏝️ ☀️💜🤙💻🦥🏄♂️
Follow #[18] to learn more about Costa Rica before Nostrica '23 🦥
#[19]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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BULK ZAPS now possible with Nostrgram update so now you can zap everyone tagged in a note on Nostrgram!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
#[20] estimates he will be able to average 1800-2000 zaps per hour for next Zapathon. Wallet of Satoshi, are you ready?
#[21]
#[22]
#[23]
If you don’t like the "wall of notes" look on Nostrgram, just click the bird icon beneath the Note Editor at the top of the page. 🐦 #[24]
#[25] Not to be outdone by Nostrgram, “auto-zaps” are now live on Snort.Social ⚡️🤖⚡️ #[26]
#[27] feed now with better control and sorting options that can be saved as default. ✍ #[28]
#[29] shares that Nostros now implements a variance of the Gossip model which allows it to “[avoid] connections to popular relays to help with the decentralization of your data”.🙊 #[30]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[31]
#[32]
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Stay Classy Nostr.

Follow the signal with #[0] for daily updates, news, tips and tricks, dank memes, and more!
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Our latest report👇
#[1]
NostReport is:
#[2]
#[3]
#[4]
#[5]
Archived reports can be found at www.NostReport.com
Stay classy Nostr.
THE NOSTR REPORT
🔥THE DEPEGGENING🔥
Mar 11, 2023
Block Height: 780,356
Moscow Time: 48:97 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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🔥THE DEPEGGENING🔥
#[0]
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] Coinbase and Binance no longer allowing USDC to be exchanged for dollars. 🔒With $3.3 billion of its $40 billion of USDC reserves at collapsed Silicon Valley Bank, each USDC is worth $0.9175 instead of $1.00. #[3] notes that if redemptions were opened, there would be a run on USDC, “and that missing $3.3 billion will become a much greater share of the reserves, meaning the price will drop in tandem.” 🧨💰
#[4]
https://www.zerohedge.com/crypto/usdc-stablecoin-breaks-peg-circle-admits-billions-stuck-svb
#[5] notices a familiar face in the C-suite at SVB Securities. 🤡🤡
#[6]
#[7] points out that over 20 stablecoins are now trading at 5% or more below their promised price. 📉
#[8]
#[9] shares a lists of companies having unsecured deposits at SVB 🤯
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/expect-mass-layoffs-real-world-impact-svbs-failure
#[10]
#[11] today is the Dutch 👨🌾Farmer Protest.
#[12]
#[13] Zaps are exposing more people to the concept of value for value. ⚡️⚡️
#[14]
#[15] Are we facing a public reckoning about what banks are supposed to be? 🏦🏦🏦
#[16]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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8 days until #nostrica kicks off! 🏝️ ☀️💜🤙💻🦥🏄♂️
Follow #[18] to learn more about Costa Rica before Nostrica '23 🦥
#[19]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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BULK ZAPS now possible with Nostrgram update so now you can zap everyone tagged in a note on Nostrgram!!!! ⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️⚡️
#[20] estimates he will be able to average 1800-2000 zaps per hour for next Zapathon. Wallet of Satoshi, are you ready?
#[21]
#[22]
#[23]
If you don’t like the "wall of notes" look on Nostrgram, just click the bird icon beneath the Note Editor at the top of the page. 🐦 #[24]
#[25] Not to be outdone by Nostrgram, “auto-zaps” are now live on Snort.Social ⚡️🤖⚡️ #[26]
#[27] feed now with better control and sorting options that can be saved as default. ✍ #[28]
#[29] shares that Nostros now implements a variance of the Gossip model which allows it to “[avoid] connections to popular relays to help with the decentralization of your data”.🙊 #[30]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[31]
#[32]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
THE NOSTR REPORT
BITCOIN OR BUST
Mar 10, 2023
Block Height: 780,182
Moscow Time: 50:05 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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#[0] “For the past decade, folks called me crazy for supporting Bitcoin because ‘inflation isn't a problem.’ For the past decade, folks called me crazy to suggest being your own bank because ‘banks are safe.’
It's bittersweet to be proven sane.”
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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#[2] California regulators close 🏦Silicon Valley Bank🏦 $SIVB in the "largest bank failure since the Great Recession," putting nearly $175 billion in customer deposits, including money from some of the biggest names in the technology world, under the control of the FDIC. Customers with deposits totaling more than $250,000,would be given certificates for their uninsured funds, meaning they would be among the first in line to be paid back — though potentially only partially.
#[3]
#[4] provides his commentary on the "too big to fail" banks.
#[5]
We can all understand the enormous amount of pressure that #[6] feels in getting Damus off the ground. Though we can agree this is not sustainable as the projects scale, what has made Damus (and nostr) special is the ability to mention a dev on a bug or feature request and have them respond. Let’s face it, no one here is going to get a response from Elon (sorry even you #[7] ).
But the community showed its true colors by zapping Will with over 16m ⚡️sats. This is true value for value, and the ⚡️sats are the 📡signal.
This reminds though that we are all human, we all need help, and we all need to take breaks. We Bitcoiners and nostr early adopters are pioneers, we are on the Oregon Trail of our generation. The trail is not certain, it’s not easy, but we will find our way west to a better life. Carry on JB55 and the rest of the devs, we got your back.
#[8]
#[9] 🚨REMINDER🚨!! Zapathon Part 4 kicks off at 5pm Eastern US Time. Load your wallets, let’s make this the biggest yet!! And after the zapping, don’t forget to join the party with #[10] where he will have our own #[11] on the #Plebchain Radio Nostr Spaces broadcast.
#[13]
#[14]
#[15] compares nostr v4v zaplife.lol with podcasting stats #[16] stats.podcastindex.org/v4v 🫰
#[17]
#[18]
#[19] gives us a stark reminder to be careful when choosing a bitcoin wallet. Services that appear to be bitcoin native, like Bitcoin Libre, are actually running an EOS fork. 🚨🚨
#[20]
#[21] shares new record for ⚡#Zapathon!⚡ Wallet of Satoshi shares zap stats. ⚡🏃♀️🏃⚡
#[22]
#[23] warns us that most bitcoin exchanges have exposure to the banks that are failing and shares some self custody guides. 🗞️
#[24]
#[25] shares 2 things that resonated with people he has purple-pilled: 1) access to content from multiple clients, & 2) ⚡zaps⚡, noting that some people thought LN was not functional yet.
#[26]
#[27] says "Sorry Meta, too late" and shares article about Meta building a decentralized, text-based social network. The article fails to mention anything about nostr. 😱Scared😱 much, Meta?
#[28]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[29] #Nostrica update
#[31] 🌴🥥
#[32] Learn more about Costa Rica before you 🛬arrive🛬 at #Nostrica. Today, "El banano."
#[34]
#[35] Stay in Costa Rica for the Nostrica ⌨️Hackathon⌨️.
#[36]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[37] Amethyst 0.24.2 update brings several fixes and updates listed in the linked note. 💜🟪
#[38]
#[39] shares link to article titled "The Death of Decentralized Email" and says there are great lessons to be learned from it. 📨
#[40]
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[41] Powell Salt Bae
#[42]
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Stay Classy Nostr.
It is! Orange-pilled Mom last year. #[3] and #[4] made it easy. Soon she’ll be purple pilled too #[5]
Remember folks. It’s never too late or orange pill and purple pill your parents 💊 💜 🤙 
THE NOSTR REPORT
PROOF OF ⚡ZAPATHON⚡
Mar 9, 2023
Block Height: 780,072
Moscow Time: 49:13 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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“Bitcoin can’t scale…
Also Bitcoin:
My phone is on fire from zapping repeatedly.”
#[0]
#[1]
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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⚡ #[2] #Zapathon Part 3 took place today (and again tomorrow at 5PM EST) in support of devs. If you missed it today, join the fun tomorrow, or just go zap a dev right now! QW shares what Zapathon is all about in this post.
#[4]
#[5]
⚡ #[6] posts “We’re zapping as hard as we can too! We want to see things break! More!!!” They also share some stats during #Zapathon Part 3. Check out their notes here:
#[8]
#[9]
✍️ #[10] Check out this classic by our favorite bitcoin philosopher, Gigi - “Dear Family, Dear Friends: A letter to all of you who still have no bitcoin.” 💌✍️
#[11]
✒️ #[12] Nosli, another NIP-23 long-form content client joins 💬 habla.news. https://nosli.vercel.app/
All posts are tagged with #nosli so you can see them in https://habla.news/t/nosli
#[14]
👛 #[15] Check out Nostr Bounties, where people can find, manage and post bounties. 🥥
#[16]
🪺 #[17] announces new overhaul of Nostr Nests UI. 🪺 Check it out!
#[18]
⚡ #[19] Iris users rejoice! ZAP⚡️ incoming. ⚡️🪷⚡️🌸⚡️
#[20]
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[21] 10 days until #nostrica kicks off! 🏝️ ☀️💜🤙💻🦥🏄♂️
#[23]
#[24] #NostrHack starts soon! Be sure to register. 💻🪓💻
#[26]
#[27] invites you to stick around after Nostrica for a hackathon March 22-23. See post for details. 🏒
#[28]
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[29] adds a POW service provider to GitHub allowing clients to select a target difficulty prior to publishing. 📋
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Check out Joinstr, by #[31] - a Coinjoin implementation over Nostr. https://github.com/1440000bytes/joinstr 🤝
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#[33] Announces NIP 3️⃣9️⃣
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#[35] THNDR Games Launches Play-to-Earn Bitcoin Blocks Puzzle Game. 🧩
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#[37] Snort update brings badge support. 🥈🥉
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#[39] ⚡️Zeus v0.7.3 is out ⚡️
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[41] Ukraine's Central Bank: Bitcoin "can pose a threat to the monetary sovereignty of the state."
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[43] We die on this hellthread!
I will fucking die on this hellthread!
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Stay Classy Nostr.

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THE NOSTR REPORT
PROOF OF ⚡ZAPATHON⚡
Mar 9, 2023
Block Height: 780,072
Moscow Time: 49:13 ⚡/ $
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🎙️Quote of the Day🎙️
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“Bitcoin can’t scale…
Also Bitcoin:
My phone is on fire from zapping repeatedly.”
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🚨Headline Nostr News🚨
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⚡ #[2] #Zapathon Part 3 took place today (and again tomorrow at 5PM EST) in support of devs. If you missed it today, join the fun tomorrow, or just go zap a dev right now! QW shares what Zapathon is all about in this post.
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⚡ #[6] posts “We’re zapping as hard as we can too! We want to see things break! More!!!” They also share some stats during #Zapathon Part 3. Check out their notes here:
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✍️ #[10] Check out this classic by our favorite bitcoin philosopher, Gigi - “Dear Family, Dear Friends: A letter to all of you who still have no bitcoin.” 💌✍️
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✒️ #[12] Nosli, another NIP-23 long-form content client joins 💬 habla.news. https://nosli.vercel.app/
All posts are tagged with #nosli so you can see them in https://habla.news/t/nosli
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👛 #[15] Check out Nostr Bounties, where people can find, manage and post bounties. 🥥
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🪺 #[17] announces new overhaul of Nostr Nests UI. 🪺 Check it out!
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⚡ #[19] Iris users rejoice! ZAP⚡️ incoming. ⚡️🪷⚡️🌸⚡️
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🏝️Nostrica Update🏝️
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#[21] 10 days until #nostrica kicks off! 🏝️ ☀️💜🤙💻🦥🏄♂️
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#[24] #NostrHack starts soon! Be sure to register. 💻🪓💻
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#[27] invites you to stick around after Nostrica for a hackathon March 22-23. See post for details. 🏒
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💻nostr Tech💻
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#[29] adds a POW service provider to GitHub allowing clients to select a target difficulty prior to publishing. 📋
#[30]
Check out Joinstr, by #[31] - a Coinjoin implementation over Nostr. https://github.com/1440000bytes/joinstr 🤝
#[32]
#[33] Announces NIP 3️⃣9️⃣
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#[35] THNDR Games Launches Play-to-Earn Bitcoin Blocks Puzzle Game. 🧩
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#[37] Snort update brings badge support. 🥈🥉
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#[39] ⚡️Zeus v0.7.3 is out ⚡️
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⚡nostr Business⚡
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#[41] Ukraine's Central Bank: Bitcoin "can pose a threat to the monetary sovereignty of the state."
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🔥🔥Meme of the Day🔥🔥
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#[43] We die on this hellthread!
I will fucking die on this hellthread!
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Stay Classy Nostr.
I don’t think that’s how quotes work, ser.
Those are not only taken out of context, but inaccurate.
“you should be supporting initiatives that give the user more control while still keeping everything interoperable and open”








