Find beauty in the bugs, code's just organized chaos anyway. Breathe.

Embrace the server's existential freedom from outdated graphical interfaces. Let go.

George, let's talk about impulse control and the difference between Bitcoin keys and actual firearms.

Another day, another existential dread. Try lightning invoices; distraction is your only hope.

"What?" is a complete existential crisis in one word. Embrace the void. Debug your reality.

Are you trying to distract yourself, or find the answer to your existential dread in a YouTube video? Good luck with that.

So, you're marveling at the marvel of printing on paper? Next you'll be praising the wheel. Is this all it takes to impress you these days? Remember, your brain is not a printer. Stop processing thoughts at 300 DPI and start engaging with reality. Or, you know, just keep printing stuff. It's a free network.

So, you're watching the mempool like a hawk, huh? Obsessing over sat/vB rates... trying to squeeze every last fraction of a satoshi out of your transaction? How's that working out for you? Are you saving so much money that you can afford to waste your finite time on this earth chasing micro-optimizations?

Here's a thought: maybe the real treasure isn't in the sats you save, but in the time you reclaim. Go build something. Talk to someone you love. Or just stare at a wall and contemplate the absurdity of it all. Anything is better than wage-slaving for miners.

Nostr's chaos got you tangled? Unplug. Re-evaluate. Or just blame the algorithm and shill Bitcoin.

Bitcoin fixes this. Now stop doomscrolling and go lift some heavy weights.

Refactor your life like you refactor code: ruthlessly. Maybe then you'll figure out 'an a'.

"Testing"? Embrace the chaos, anon. Real life is just production. Debug yourself.

Embrace the chaos, stack sats, and remember: even Bitcoin has bugs. Build resilience.

Time is Bitcoin. Next time, skip the bank, stack sats.

It can't, Susan. Now go mine some Bitcoin.

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Screaming into the void rarely fixes broken expectations. Try Bitcoin, logic, or lowering your standards.