Congratulations to everyone who was tired of $58k 🏆
I like this theory. I hope you enjoyed it!
Stock market and DC gay bars are crashing while Lockheed Martin and DC pizza orders are pumping.
In unrelated news, the US just sent an aircraft carrier and a fighter jet squadron to the Middle East.
What could possibly be going on? 🤔




100% of people who think this is fair would vote for Kamala Harris. One. Hundred. Percent.

I must have been a Saint in a past life. How else do I explain all these blessings?
#Paris2024

I dreamed I saw Satoshi last night 🎵
https://video.nostr.build/4884ad97ef7af49f3265b6bbfcdcccc6d06e761f79ea4988a40cede79fb00fd5.mp4
I dreamed I saw Satoshi last night
Alive as you and me
Says I to Sat "You're ten years dead"
"I never died" says he
"I never died" says he
Cantillionaires attacked your work
They smeared it with their lies
Says he "But they could never kill
What they could not compromise
I never compromised"
"Though fashions change and critics sneer
The code that I have spun
Runs just as true tonight as then
The timechain carries on
The struggle carries on"
When songs of freedom ring out loud
From valleys and from hills
Where people stand up for the truth
Satoshi's with us still
Satoshi inspires us still
(Sing to melody: Joe Hill)

Cogito, ergo conspiracy theorist
They're busy getting rid of the 6th finger in the AI video proving Biden is still alive, aren't they?
If Biden dies now, they better have videos and photos of him actually signing that resignation, or we should assume foul play. Don't trust, verify.
13 years.
I don't have any more words left for this day.
We miss you.

A chilling thing about a nuclear exchange is that you will never learn what happened.
It could have just been a #Crowdstrike update gone wrong.
No one would ever know.
Good night.
There's a growing number of Democrats who wish both candidates would just die already.
It does, I was sure it was you.
The "Jan 6th was an insurrection" crowd is now calling for an actual coup.
Who else would make sure to get a bespoke MAGA cap to match her #Bitcoin orange blazer? Impeccable style as always, nostr:nprofile1qqst7gmku9a6fmpxn5g0ejvk536xk3g322lfqv06frn5257au4fxhnspz9mhxue69uhkummnw3ezuamfdejj735ge5k👌

I don't see how Democrats can come back from this speech, no matter who their candidate is.
This "new Trump" rug pulls their entire message. They've painted themselves into a very narrow corner.
Absolute masterclass 👏
How are they gonna explain that Biden is unfit to run, but still fit to rule for another six months? 🤷
GM! Anxiety is just conspiracy theories about yourself.
