all this craziness and we're still at 82k. think about it for a sec.

GM 84K gang

GM Nostr

It’s time to pump

I’m starting to put together my presidential platform for my run in 2040

So far I’ve got

- hyperbitcoinization

- nuke the oceans (there’s aliens down there)

- kill all the mosquitoes 🦟

- ???

- ????

The entire world to Trump rn.

Something's gotta give...

Hot take: Nostr took all the bitcoin enthusiasts off of the other platforms and isolated them together where their advocacy can't be heard anymore.

Jeeeeeeesus 😳

Newsmax had its IPO today

I kinda want a Rivian

If I was a hardware engineer looking for an idea, I would definitely fundraise for a GrapheneOS phone. $5M round, 6-month project, 100,000 units, flagship, $700 each, $70M round revenue, $5M profit. Rinse and repeat.

Conversation with my bank.

Me: I have to withdraw “x” money to buy “x” thing and I can't because you have a lower and lower limit on transfers.

Bank: We can increase the limit but don't you think it is convenient to borrow money to buy “x” so you don't decapitalize yourself?

Me: I don't see it convenient to apply for a loan if I have the money, I see it as stupid, I just want to be able to withdraw my money.

Bank: Are you sure, sir?

Me: Of course, capitalism, savings and hard work.

Bank: We will have to ask the branch manager to extend the limit.

Me: Then I want to cancel my account.

Bank: Okay sir, let me see what I can do, you already have the extended limit.

I think using lightning is easier.