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mrclownworld
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Filmmaker. Conspiracy empiricist. Father. #truthstr LARPing as a salty no-coiner for the rest of this cycle

PSA: “Higher” only costs one token on TouchTunes at your local bar

We are so early

I’m getting an electric garage opener right before a bull run please shame me for my low time preference mentality

The last “shooter” was in a Blackrock ad and this one was in an Azov Battalion video

The internet is undefeated

I’m also weirded out that no “Democrats” are acknowledging that not one of them got to vote for their candidate while they worship “democracy”

If you think the election was super close between Biden and Trump and then the debate made Trump’s presidency inevitable and the Biden dropped out and Kamala took over and now she’s going to win you may be an idiot because these things can’t all be true

We don’t need an algorithm, we need filters and gatekept communities/topics. We need to be replicating early Reddit, not Twitter.

The back of my desk is normally hidden by a couch. Can anyone guess why

One stat the NFl won’t ever show you: how many of the Bengals/Chiefs matchups have been decided by last minute penalty calls in KC’s favor

It’s a running joke in Cincinnati

It’s almost like there’s a headset in the refs’ ears telling them what to do

Oh wait

The Ballad of Curtis Loew is higher than Sweet Home Alabama on iTunes Charts and that’s because The People never lie.

Inside me are two wolves

One who demands the freedom to cut down my own damn trees in my own backyard goddammit

And one who loves being able to quickly and effortlessly find the perfect person to cut down my trees for me and then wave my hand in his general direction to pay him

Ok ChatGPT’s killer feature might be finding a good person to chop down two old trees in your backyard NGL