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Kajoozie Maflingo
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Self hosting weirdo. Piss poor sysadmin. Script kiddie. Member of the Circle Jerk Economy. Influencer, Creator of the improved Nostr mascot, Financial advisor, Licensed money transmitter, Casine pit boss, assistant curator of the #womenlist, Meme Engineer, Founding member of Nostr Power Couples™ with npub1r8u6lw8c2h67s66magtqu78vtpckfzcsmmdsg06gqm723njsunfs8kfjwl, Manufacturer of #modernhorrors, I also got some chickens lol Attending #nostrbama https://nostrbama.com Recommends: https://nostr.net https://cornychat.com https://hivetalk.org https://relay.tools https://zaplinks.lol https://zap.cooking https://nostrati.org
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Prepping for nostrville come chat

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Replying to Avatar utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻

RIP Peanut - never forget

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Im not crying you're crying shut up

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

69 is the new 58

Replying to Avatar GODGIFT.

What is life?

•Dostoevsky : This is hell.

•Socrates: This is a test.

•Aristotle: It's the mind.

•Nietzsche: This is power.

•Freud: It is death.

•Marco: That's the idea.

•Picasso: This is art.

•Gandhi: This is love.

•Schopenhauer: This is suffering.

•Bertrand Russell: It's competition.

•Steve Jobs: That's Faith.

•Einstein: This is knowledge.

•Stephen Hopkins: That's hope.

•Kafka: These are the beginnings.

You can add in yours...

What is Life??

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

It is big tiddy goth gfs

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Replying to Avatar Enki

I did discover it in Mexico. I was so fucking hungover that my waiter brought me a beer in Clemedo juice. And a bowl of menudo. 😂
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Yeah nothing washes down the colon like clam juice

Replying to Avatar Nunya Bidness

Making the roux (flour and butter).

#foodstr https://video.nostr.build/2349944213d8ddb065a82bed9e8e27e05a17156ece508dc9dc827afddbfac426.mp4 nostr:note1vtc7e58gj3gjdpk797ugxnc69dapfmlmpuldyx6tg0t42vsyc8wstuyqvl

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Roux is the ultimate proof of work

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I was going to try and not mention the fact that when I'm hung over, beer and clemato juice is kind of my go-to. 😂
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Damn and youre not even mexican

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Even though I know why we have this and what we use it for, there's something about the concept of canned clam juice that is so visceraly disgusting to me. 😂

#foodstr

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

People literally mix this with tomato juice and beer and *drink it*

By people i mean mexicans. Its only mexicans doing this.

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A mic drop ain’t got nuthin’.

#foodstr #BUTTER https://video.nostr.build/e18609ac252a8a86445a1b42fe8262b571e1c9e2cf6cf82e6d3e3be6337ae985.mp4 nostr:note13evfxth7gg3rsys3xl5skca5x4ka72q8h0uqlcfnaphwmhkmhvfsw6gnzz

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Half pound of butter is the best start to any meal

Replying to Avatar Nunya Bidness

Interesting! We use tomato when we have them handy.

Thanks for that information. We didn’t know that.
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Yeah. Cajuns get pissed if you put tomatoes in gumbo, but it just changes it from cajun gumbo to creole gumbo lol.

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Peanut template
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

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Replying to Avatar Nunya Bidness

Shrimp ettoufeé is on!

Shrimp

Bell peppers

Garlic

Onion

Celery

Parsley

Green onions

Tomato (optional)

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

The tomato is what turns it from an ettoufeé into a shrimp Creole

Replying to Avatar Nunya Bidness

Let the shrimp ettoufeé construction commence!

#foodstr

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

I miss my dutch oven. I got a big Magnalite pot from a relative and when the enamel cracked in the dutch oven i just switched to the magnalite and didnt look back. But the dutch oven is definitely better for rouxs.

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Vegetable beef stew #foodstr

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Real men take risks

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Let's discuss squirrels and the government #modernhorrors https://hivetalk.org/join/modernhorrors2

Live Now in #HiveTalk

Replying to Avatar 𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞

I did that towards the beginning

Over 300k If I remember correctly

Turned it into a sponsored contest when I realized it wasn’t gonna be sustainable with me alone
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

Do smaller zap amounts like 10k 1st place 5k 2nd place 2.5k 3rd...

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This was not on my 2024 bingo card.
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

HE WAS INNOCENT BY ALL ACCOUNTS

Replying to Avatar The Daniel 🖖

His name was Peanut. 🥜 🐿️💔 nostr:note1xtk0nmdrrw78r4h68geu4q5fzfgr9xdawut3czrhl22ru4mcrkzsl0n8k5
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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

#restinpeacepeanut #whowillkillthesquirrels

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Replying to Avatar 𝕾𝖊𝖗 𝕾𝖑𝖊𝖊𝖕𝖞

As of right now there isn’t gonna be a nostr:npub1r6d0rcg8d0n0x7w5m4w3cx96jdgar3f9l48zqndjuq7hhcg282ysv57ww0 Sponsored Contest today or in the near future.. haven’t had the time to look for sponsors 🤦‍♂️

if anyone is looking to replicate this pls do I’ll support the journey 🤝

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Kajoozie Maflingo 1y ago

You could put up your own sats

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