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Bitcoin Black Mirror: not a prediction or financial advice, this is for entertainment purposes only
Bitcoin moons to 690,420 cuck bucks, the FED pulls the liquidity rug. Jerome starts QT’ing to the max as congress balances the budget. Banks fail, grandmas retirement goes poof, they let loose the hounds of media propaganda. Bitcoin is blamed for financial crisis 2.0.
On Friday the 13th 13% of us get black bagged and deposited in the nearest volcano while the rest of y’all get sent to the gulag for forced labor (hand knitting rainbow colored polyester covid face masks for dogs).
Meanwhile they 6102 the ETFs and close all on-ramps while criminalizing math and other stuff. As the price nukes, Peter Schiff and Kramer both flip bullish at the same time thus condemning humanity to 1000 years of darkness.
The cascading collapse continues apace.
nostr:npub1qny3tkh0acurzla8x3zy4nhrjz5zd8l9sy9jys09umwng00manysew95gx gets a haircut and starts buttoning all his buttons.
nostr:npub1sg6plzptd64u62a878hep2kev88swjh3tw00gjsfl8f237lmu63q0uf63m starts showing emotion on a daily basis.
Craig Wright is recognized as the world’s foremost expert in samurai sword fighting. nostr:npub1z4m7gkva6yxgvdyclc7zp0vz4ta0s2d9jh8g83w03tp5vdf3kzdsxana6p and nostr:npub1j8y6tcdfw3q3f3h794s6un0gyc5742s0k5h5s2yqj0r70cpklqeqjavrvg are his two star pupils and become bitter rivals as the vie for his attention and praise.
nostr:npub1dergggklka99wwrs92yz8wdjs952h2ux2ha2ed598ngwu9w7a6fsh9xzpc changes his name to Ffs and forsakes his green suit for his birthday suit. Privacy be damned.
nostr:npub1a2cww4kn9wqte4ry70vyfwqyqvpswksna27rtxd8vty6c74era8sdcw83a and nostr:npub1s5yq6wadwrxde4lhfs56gn64hwzuhnfa6r9mj476r5s4hkunzgzqrs6q7z start a paid group offering inside scoops on the next hot NFT project.
nostr:npub1s05p3ha7en49dv8429tkk07nnfa9pcwczkf5x5qrdraqshxdje9sq6eyhe starts a hot air balloon tourism company as he daily extolls the benefit’s of inflation to the masses.
nostr:npub1rtlqca8r6auyaw5n5h3l5422dm4sry5dzfee4696fqe8s6qgudks7djtfs goes back to school for an MBA and becomes an accountant.
nostr:npub1hk0tv47ztd8kekngsuwwycje68umccjzqjr7xgjfqkm8ffcs53dqvv20pf runs for office.
nostr:npub1nw5vdz8sj89y3h3tp7dunx8rhsm2qzfpf8ujq9m8mfvjsjth0uwqs9n2gn's fuzzy hair falls out revealing that his skin is actually green. He stops believing.
nostr:npub1az9xj85cmxv8e9j9y80lvqp97crsqdu2fpu3srwthd99qfu9qsgstam8y8 starts making calculators.
nostr:npub1l2vyh47mk2p0qlsku7hg0vn29faehy9hy34ygaclpn66ukqp3afqutajft stops working altogether.
nostr:npub1guh5grefa7vkay4ps6udxg8lrqxg2kgr3qh9n4gduxut64nfxq0q9y6hjy finally starts zapping but no one cares.
nostr:npub1xtscya34g58tk0z605fvr788k263gsu6cy9x0mhnm87echrgufzsevkk5s and nostr:npub180cvv07tjdrrgpa0j7j7tmnyl2yr6yr7l8j4s3evf6u64th6gkwsyjh6w6 get jobs at Facebook and really enjoy the free lunches and other perks.
nostr:npub1rxysxnjkhrmqd3ey73dp9n5y5yvyzcs64acc9g0k2epcpwwyya4spvhnp8 pivots to making videos explaining how to pair your wifi printer to your laptop over tor.
nostr:npub153xmex42x4chdf757hp3q6zxagykkek7pdgwuwd074964dkyha9s82ryu8 renounces Creed and starts brewing kombucha .
nostr:npub1ejvhdkt8ppefezgz0sgnwdqrn8l4z8muws2k8dz2tv0a57ac2z9st56q8x goes vegan.
nostr:npub1w69ya7xs697hk3hky3gllryz8rwverfa0ylz89chf9qnhfcskc2s64zltw is the last daily active user utilizing nostr
The world gradually then suddenly slips into the abyss and a million years later aliens are befuddled at the only remains of a brief dream of a bright orange future:
a stash of 21 bright orange plastic hand grenades with a strange symbol on them buried in what used to be nostr:npub1lrjgpa9m2dl6esdah5pq7m005ymwh4glq4aet76q2zlz2f83esfsa2zvrj backyard with a bunch of random words inside…
naming a shitty salad after him was the real betrayal.
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good to hear, hopefully we cross paths again sometime!
I like lichen #photography
Hi Nostr!
My name is Haldis, and I’m @dirtybee.co and @haldisinwonderland over on TikTok. #introductions
I’ve never really been into FB and deleted Instagram as soon as they got bought. TikTok and Pinterest have been my only social media Platforms…until today. 🤗
Like many newcomers today, I stumbled upon the viral video nostr:npub1r8wdfruydenz84fxfespcswuhcvyatx6umtd5xguexup49u500xskf50hn posted, and I’m thrilled such a fantastic protocol exists.
I’m a late-in-life diagnosed PDA AuDHDr, and my special interests are #honeybees, #flowhive, and AI - I know, I know…my guilt hits me in the gut with every prompt.
I mostly use social media to share my tips and tricks on #beekeeping, learn more about my brain (PDA ASD ADHD), ancient history, witchy, woo woo, the universe, gossip and craft ideas. #wherethefiskatemiddleton
I take care of lots of living things and anthropomorphize everything else. I'm super nerdy. Halloween is my favorite holiday, and cosplay is rad.
Not sure what to expect with Nostr, but it’s fun to learn new things. ☀️
Welcome... you say Halloween is your favorite holiday. Do you know which day Satoshi published the bitcoin white paper?
Narrator: "Yes"
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Here one, got a little roughed up by the winter but I have twenty more scattered about on my land. I’ve given away more than a hundred to friends family and random bitcoiners
hell yea man, did we meet at Bitcoin Park?
curious how it faired over winter, was it outside?
also, can we see a pic?
I like lichen #photography nostr:npub12rzunrxvx89f78h4df284lzvkjqetljkq0200p62ygwmjevx0j8qhehrv9
